Daniel Nelms > Recent Status Updates

Finally about to finish the tome, but I’m unimpressed by Washington. Lame-o. Got rich by the right rich people dying around him and inheriting everything. Lived constantly in debt. Was so tall and bland looking that he intimidated everyone while he chilaxed, led a new nation into liberty and chased his runaway slaves (good for Hercules and Judge). Never went to school. Martha was super lame too. Whatever.

Germany is about to invade Poland, I’m getting nervous that some massive European war may break out. Thankfully Britain has made an alliance with Poland, as the French has as well. That seems to have curbed Hitler for now. Russia seems to be a wild card. Hitler can’t fight Russia, France and Britain can he? And he needs to chill in his rhetoric to Roosevelt. In fact, this dude Hitler has no chill at all.

Seriously one of the best history books ever.