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SOOOOOO many pop culture references. I don’t watch any of these shows!

all of THE sudden 😑

‘omg he doesn’t care about me at all??’ mama I told you that from page one wtf

take a shot everytime you read ‘’vermillion’ or ‘skittered’ or anytime sinew pops and blood gurgles. You’ll be dead at 30%.

even when she starts to get it (he doesn’t love her) she doesn’t GET IT! ‘oh the only thing he loves is his work’ no bb girl the only thing he loves is HIMSELF

“Even inside isn’t as privileged as me to have his notebook tee hee!” I hope they all die.

Honestly at this point I hope they all die painfully

“Ohhhhh i understand him in a way his wife never could!!!!! I’m special!!!! It’s not just sex, he totes loves me and it’s mutual and and and” yawn. It’s such a stupid fucking trope.

Oh we’re at the heart-clutchingly sad part

Oh so we are doing the whole pitting mother against daughter thing. A male author pitting moms against daughters. Okay. 🙄

Oh. She’s fucking her married professor. 😑