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The truth was, death by llama would solve everything.

"Never pat yourself on the back for a job well done. In other words: Accept praise, but don't expect it. The time you waste waiting for someone to thank or acknowledge you for something you did is a lost opportunity to get the next one. If I do something well, I know I did good and I'm ready to move on to the next one. The next one will always be waiting for you."

"Hours ago, I was being paraded through a London street to be publicly executed, then fearing for my life as a giant seahorse tried to drown me, and now I'm witnessing some bizarre family reunion between Greek deities. This is quickly becoming an average Tuesday for this crew."