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You lost me at “it all sounded like Riverdale”

Henry Plotkin. I’m dying.

Henry Plotkin and the Mystic Potion. Henry Plotkin and the Girl who Dared. Henry Plotkin and the Magic Wand.

You can’t convince me this is not a parody.

In Romeo’s own words - is this supposed to be funny? Why does it read like 1800? Stealing food for fun is my pet peeve and I hate it.

Hard limit is not a suggestion.

She wants to FISTFIGHT a bitch for being rude to her xD ok

And are we talking literal sheepskin thong or metaphorical (because either way, humanity has gone too far)?

Sir, I would like my com without the rom but with extra sheepskin thong please.

No

Storee Teller? Yikes

In a true Kennedy Ryan fashion, this is too fucking depressing. Stop it with the dementia romances yall.

The Brotherhood lul

This is so fucking boring.

Rape is not the same as degradation kink. Let’s stop using these 2 terms interchangebly. Kinks are sexy when consensual.

This reads like a fanfiction. I thought it will be romantasy, it’s more of an alien romance? Very Ice Planet coded. Story progression is too rushed and overall I’m not interested. FMC reads like a teenager, MMC’s actions make no sense and I feel like I’m missing critical information.

The phrase "be a good crab for me" was used in a sex scene. Emily, how dare you.

Nosí bílé legíny

Tohle je jak když přijede kolotočář na sraz britských gentlemanů. Fever dream ale fakt mě to baví pozorovat.

Její podvědomí jí říká Lulino. Další vlhké gaťky už nezvládnu.

Lol nope

Na šukání tlustých bab není nic divnýho. Tess je už teď na mém shitlistu.

Dysons are good for scorpion shredding. Noted

Im literally the Jennifer Lawrence “what do you mean” meme

4 minutes in and I’m already crying.

This fucking book is breaking my heart.