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Forbid your kid head smashing activities such as football. Because too much sport is the problem we have.

Apparently you should do cross country skiing or ballroom damcing to stay healthy till old age. Is this man aware of the current state of the world?

Ouuuu and fasting 24 hours once a week! Kill me please.

Yesss lets talk about our lord and saviour intermitten fasting. There are no proofs but i lost 5 pounds on it so it must be good for everyone.

We eat too many fried potates = we should cut down on potatoes in general. Sure

Single worst food associated with weight gain is a POTATO? Because nurses and doctors eat them and they tend to gain weight over time. I’m sure the potato is to blame.

Also protein powder is bad. Ok… I’m starting to be over this.

Yoghurt is good for you, especiaĺy when replacing junk food. Wow. What an epiphany.

Even her eating cheese gives me the ick

Not a better time for face mask than when you're captured in a net, waiting for your captor. Ducky, you legend.

The lemon fingering? I’m cringing so hard.

You lost me at “it all sounded like Riverdale”

Henry Plotkin. I’m dying.

Henry Plotkin and the Mystic Potion. Henry Plotkin and the Girl who Dared. Henry Plotkin and the Magic Wand.

You can’t convince me this is not a parody.

In Romeo’s own words - is this supposed to be funny? Why does it read like 1800? Stealing food for fun is my pet peeve and I hate it.

Hard limit is not a suggestion.

She wants to FISTFIGHT a bitch for being rude to her xD ok

And are we talking literal sheepskin thong or metaphorical (because either way, humanity has gone too far)?

Sir, I would like my com without the rom but with extra sheepskin thong please.

No

Storee Teller? Yikes

In a true Kennedy Ryan fashion, this is too fucking depressing. Stop it with the dementia romances yall.

The Brotherhood lul

This is so fucking boring.

Rape is not the same as degradation kink. Let’s stop using these 2 terms interchangebly. Kinks are sexy when consensual.

This reads like a fanfiction. I thought it will be romantasy, it’s more of an alien romance? Very Ice Planet coded. Story progression is too rushed and overall I’m not interested. FMC reads like a teenager, MMC’s actions make no sense and I feel like I’m missing critical information.

The phrase "be a good crab for me" was used in a sex scene. Emily, how dare you.