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They’re so dramatic 💀

I’m so sad that this isn’t as exciting as I was hoping it to be :(

Here to cleanse my eyes with Briar Prescott,

Giggling and kicking my feet at work which is usually what happens when I’m reading Briar Prescott, I’m exactly where I want to be

The whole house is snoring and I’m fighting for my life crying at 2am

Oh. My. JESUS! I did NOT see that coming

I just almost stopped reading this but the thing after the playoffs happened and my flabber is ghasted O_o

Rereading!

I just read the prologue and I can already tell that I am going to be in love with this book. Briar prescottttt!!!

I was so worried this was gonna get boring cause I feel like getting stranded can leave for monotonous moments but Jax is killing it. I am entertained on every page!

Chapter 23. I literally have a tummy ache reading this page😭

Oh they are dumb as hell and codependent as fuck. Already 5 stars

3.9 stars
This gave me war flashbacks to that whole plot line that happened in Scandal. (If you know you know) I wanted more from their falling in love phase, but after they did mannn were they in LOVEEE. Trying to decide if I should read book 2.

Saw the title & immediately thought “MM version of Crier’s War!!” And that was enough for me

3.3 stars
I wanted to love this but I just barely liked it. The first two were good but by book three, I noticed the author repeating certain jokes and moments which makes all the books blend into one another and makes it hard to believe the characters are different across the series. It was still cute though.

Oh Charlie😭 Misha is so soft with him

It’s 5am and I’m up reading this so it’s definitely already at least a 4.5

I’m just on page 5, why is it already making me cry 😭

Drinking game - Take a shot everytime Sebastian says he’ll leave Matty but doesn’t

Realized today that everyone can see my slow descent into madness as I rate/review these gay trashy books. I’m finishing like two a day cause new hyperfixation. I am so sorry.

Jesus chriiissttt the wanting, the desperation from
Evermer. [10] [10] [10]

Okay the playlist making scene is co cuteee

I feel like a scandalized catholic girl reading this. It’s my 1st try at Dark Romance so I went the sapphic route cause I’m not reading a book with a man being evil to a woman in my lesbian household. Y’all be reading these in public?? I can’t even read this alone without pausing and looking around guilty.

Jesus Christ Talia Hibbert 🫡
I wasn’t familiar with your sex scenes game, even I have to respect it as someone who is more a yearning reader than a spice one.