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she sounds like she’s experiencing psychosis. like huh?? doesn’t rly sound like the natalie from earlier chapters. odd.

so this doesn’t radicalise her ??

“Who is our Lord and Savior, if not the original audience member for our lives?”

amen

“The truth is that whoring yourself out can take you pretty far, if you do it with intention. Look at Mary Magdalene. Now there is a woman who understood the assignment.”
LMFAO

“(She was definitely the kind of woman who watched lesbian porn on low volume while her husband was sleeping next to her.)”

this is crazyyyyy

“If you ask me, my children are much better off in this household, where they occasionally show up in videos for my account, than in some other household where they’d be staring at an iPad all night. I mean, really.” Sympathetic cluck. “It’s an epidemic. So sad. You should look into that.”
not me reading this on an ipad…

im enjoying the story so far but the typography of the dialogue is such an eye strain omg this is why i rarely read graphic novels

what’s wrong with her? what the fuck is she doing in LA? girl you own a fucking brownstone just fucking live in it jesus christ

omfg i’m gonna kill her. girl YOU LEFT!!!!!! was he supposed to just wallow in misery until the end of his life? damn

all this time she acted like he did some unspeakable things when SHE was the on who acted crazy… damn.

oh so this is a post hamilton world… idk why i thought they were older

this guy is a chef so i just keep thinking i wish i were reading sydcarmy fanfiction…. cuz honestly the ao3 girlies write better sex scenes and aren’t afraid of the words FUCK and ASS

girl. what did he do that’s so bad that you can’t indulge in some shrimpy pasta….

“what the actual idiot is going on?”
can the 32 year old protagonist say fuck orrrr

i hate romance novel exposition so much. it’s so inelegant and clunky… but i really need this rn

deso mais une caméra épaule n’est pas un refus de « tout artifice de mise en scène » c’est un choix de mise en scène. pitié

reading slump begone

"Moi, dans dix ans, je serai… mince" mais pitié est-ce que les personnages gros ont le droit d'avoir d'autres aspirations ou.....?

girl if you don't stop describing music videos in detail posthaste

i love that the word count is stated… they know who their audience is 🙂‍↕️

on my french literature grind

this book has a point of view problem and it's pissing me off

genre il faisait vraiment froid et il neigeait et tout en île de france l’hiver dans les années 80… crazy

the story is interesting but it's kind of all over the place... and the prose is so trite my god

everyone is so mean to agnès when she was literally on OG zadiste... agnès prequel when

"c'est une grande ville melun" hmmm is it

did he just call her a slut or did that word have a different meaning in the 19th century?? bc this is crazy

u can thank emerald fennell