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April is 14% done with The Bodyguard
So far this is horrible and I don't get why it's getting a movie. Like the writing is just abysmal. It makes me hate the main character because shit is so repetitive and the sentence structure is awful. If it wasn't being made into a movie I'd have dropped it already but I want to know if it gets good at some point.
Jan 14, 2026 09:15AM Add a comment
The Bodyguard

April
April is 12% done with Shroud
I've been informed this isn't a sci Fi horror and oh boy it's making slogging through this harder.
Jan 04, 2026 08:01PM Add a comment
Shroud

April
April is starting Scythe & Sparrow (The Ruinous Love Trilogy, #3)
I swear if they make Rose actually psychic I'm losing all respect for this author and will never read anything she writes ever again.
Aug 11, 2025 01:06PM Add a comment
Scythe & Sparrow (The Ruinous Love Trilogy, #3)

April
April is on page 76 of 410 of Bride (Bride, #1)
Oh book gods. Give me the patience to not throw my kobo across the room.
Feb 19, 2024 08:00AM Add a comment
Bride (Bride, #1)

April
April is on page 84 of 416 of The Book of Koli (Rampart Trilogy, #1)
Page 84 to 85.

Says she only has one cup. By next page she has two suddenly.
Mar 12, 2023 06:49PM Add a comment
The Book of Koli (Rampart Trilogy, #1)

April
April is on page 64 of 416 of The Book of Koli (Rampart Trilogy, #1)
They use the wrong person's name on this page. They mean Athen and they say Mull. I had to reread it several times because I was so confused. Annoying.
Mar 12, 2023 06:15PM Add a comment
The Book of Koli (Rampart Trilogy, #1)

April
April is 18% done with Count Your Lucky Stars (Written in the Stars, #3)
omg do people still think astrology isn't bullshit?? We're in 2022 and people still think when your parents fucked unprotected will determine what your personality is? Holy fuck! This was why I didn't read the first and here we are, balls deep in pseudo bullshit. Going to hate this book for fucking sure.
Mar 22, 2022 01:36PM Add a comment
Count Your Lucky Stars (Written in the Stars, #3)

April
April is 14% done with The Bride Test (The Kiss Quotient, #2)
So far I absolutely hate this premise with every fiber of my being but I'll try to suffer through. Mostly because I spent $11 and I don't waste $11!
Feb 25, 2022 09:41AM Add a comment
The Bride Test (The Kiss Quotient, #2)

April
April is 35% done with Swordheart (Swordheart, #1)
Yeah that's right. I'm reading it again.
Feb 03, 2022 03:43PM Add a comment
Swordheart (Swordheart, #1)

April
April is 15% done with Children of Virtue and Vengeance (Legacy of Orïsha, #2)
I can't get into this. Will try again later.
Jan 09, 2022 05:33AM Add a comment
Children of Virtue and Vengeance (Legacy of Orïsha, #2)

April
April is starting Axiom's End (Noumena #1)
Wow this is a really bad book holy fuck! I'm only on chapter two and the writing is absolute garbage. I'm shocked this got through editing with the repetition of character names. The main character is insufferable and an irresponsible bitch who has a victim complex. Consequences for your childish actions?! WELL I NEVER.
Sep 12, 2020 03:15PM Add a comment
Axiom's End (Noumena #1)

April
April is starting Axiom's End (Noumena #1)
Wow this is a really bad book holy fuck! I'm only on chapter two and the writing is absolute garbage. I'm shocked this got through editing with the repetition of character names. The main character is insufferable and an irresponsible bitch who has a victim complex. Consequences for your childish actions?! WELL I NEVER.
Sep 12, 2020 03:14PM Add a comment
Axiom's End (Noumena #1)

April
April is starting Axiom's End (Noumena #1)
Wow this is a really bad book holy fuck! I'm only on chapter two and the writing is absolute garbage. I'm shocked this got through editing with the repetition of character names. The main character is insufferable and an irresponsible bitch who has a victim complex. Consequences for your childish actions?! WELL I NEVER.
Sep 12, 2020 02:53PM Add a comment
Axiom's End (Noumena #1)

April
April is on page 384 of 709 of House of Leaves
When will it end T_T
Jul 24, 2017 06:15PM Add a comment
House of Leaves

April
April is on page 347 of 709 of House of Leaves
When will it end T_T
Jul 22, 2017 11:21AM Add a comment
House of Leaves

April
April is 50% done with Never Fade (The Darkest Minds, #2)
Why is Jude 14 but acts 10? Because they had to replace Zu because the author can't write unique characters? Probably.
Aug 24, 2016 05:20AM Add a comment
Never Fade (The Darkest Minds, #2)

April
April is 48% done with Never Fade (The Darkest Minds, #2)
So far it's like reading the same book with the characters replaced with similar characters.
Aug 24, 2016 05:01AM Add a comment
Never Fade (The Darkest Minds, #2)

April
April is 4% done with Never Fade (The Darkest Minds, #2)
OH WHO COULD THAT BLONDE BOY BE! WHAT A SHOCK. Fuck I hate myself for even reading this.
Aug 22, 2016 08:40AM Add a comment
Never Fade (The Darkest Minds, #2)

April
April is 2% done with Never Fade (The Darkest Minds, #2)
Sooo the entire first book meant nothing because we really are pretty much right back to where we were when Ruby first met Kate. Wow. This is stupid.
Aug 22, 2016 08:05AM Add a comment
Never Fade (The Darkest Minds, #2)

April
April is 59% done with Queen of Shadows (Throne of Glass, 4)
A bad book not getting any better. Why does everyone, including her relatives, want to fuck Aelin? Seriously Maas you need to stop writing Mary fucking Sues. These are novels not fan fics. Ugh I hate myself for even reading this trash.
Aug 17, 2016 06:21AM Add a comment
Queen of Shadows (Throne of Glass, 4)

April
April is 59% done with Queen of Shadows (Throne of Glass, 4)
A bad book not getting any better. Why does everyone, including her relatives, want to fuck Aelin? Seriously Maas you need to stop writing Mary fucking Sues. These are novels not fan fics. Ugh I hate myself for even reading this trash.
Aug 15, 2016 05:26AM Add a comment
Queen of Shadows (Throne of Glass, 4)

April
April is on page 460 of 674 of The Last Stormlord (Watergivers, #1)
How is this author not more popular? This book is fucking fantastic so far. WTF?
Aug 01, 2016 08:59AM Add a comment
The Last Stormlord (Watergivers, #1)

April
April is 16% done with Through Wolf's Eyes (Firekeeper Saga, #1)
I love the wolf parts but now it has gone into more politic shit and I'm having trouble caring. I'm switching to a sci Fi book.
Jul 08, 2015 10:27AM Add a comment
Through Wolf's Eyes (Firekeeper Saga, #1)

April
April is on page 533 of 666 of Gardens of the Moon (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #1)
I can't bring myself to finish it. This is going to take a month.
Jun 08, 2015 09:47AM Add a comment
Gardens of the Moon (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #1)

April
April is reading Heir of Fire (Throne of Glass, #3)
I keep slogging through since I got the audiobook. It's just fucking terrible. I'm genuinely surprised I like a court of thorns and roses so much when this series is so bad.
Jun 06, 2015 08:20AM Add a comment
Heir of Fire (Throne of Glass, #3)

April
April is reading Heir of Fire (Throne of Glass, #3)
Memo to me: Mention how the author can't even keep track of the colour of her protagonist's eyes. Blue and turquoise are not the same fucking colour. Gotta make her even more exotic I guess...
Jun 02, 2015 05:46AM Add a comment
Heir of Fire (Throne of Glass, #3)

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