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Very enjoyable so far but the references feel a little over-kill. Not every song or brand needs to be named

Guy forming a psychic connection with a whale while he's in its stomach. I'll be honest thats tea

I was never planning to go diving but like. Now I’m definitely not diving

Well I was sort of right about the camp thing #smart

I TOLD y'all he had a phone lmao. The fact that it didn't even cross Claire's mind is baffling

Jack is the most suspicious dude I have ever met tf you mean 'maybe he was talking to himself' HE CLEARLY HAS A WORKING PHONE IF YOU DON'T CHECK THAT BOY'S BAG-

Let the people know that I called it like 20 pages in that the camp is supposed to be this horrifying and the running for your life thing IS the summer camp. Hasn't been revealed or anything. But if it is true then I called it

'hated them with a hateful hate' yall....

Naughty campers go into the basement cage

Why does every YA novel have to have these quirky ass characters y'all are pissing me off.
PLEASE react to the situation normally and without 1000 megatons of sarcasm and funny quotes or I'm DNF'ing.
I wanted to read this for OCD rep bruh

Dawg why did I spend half of this book thinking the warding saint was a woman

Waiter!!!!! More fucked up yuri please!!!

Captain sounds hot