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Candace is 50% done with Actually, Nevermind

Still feels like I’m looking in a mirror🤐

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Candace is 25% done with Actually, Nevermind

this resonates like crazy, it could be mistaken for my inner monologue🤪

— Oct 07, 2026 12:03PM Add a comment

Candace is 75% done with A Very Punchable Face

— Oct 07, 2026 08:10AM Add a comment

Candace is 25% done with A Very Punchable Face

SNL comic from Staten Island whose parent was involved in 9/11 and it ISN’T Pete ???

— Oct 01, 2026 01:36PM Add a comment

Candace is 75% done with The Women

— Sep 21, 2026 07:10AM Add a comment

Candace is 50% done with The Women

— Sep 20, 2026 06:07AM Add a comment

Candace is 33% done with The Women

— Sep 18, 2026 10:06AM Add a comment

Candace is 25% done with The Women

listening to it on audiobook. love u Julia Whelan <3

— Sep 18, 2026 08:17AM Add a comment

Candace is 80% done with Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind

— Sep 04, 2026 10:06AM Add a comment

Candace is 66% done with Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind

— Sep 04, 2026 08:00AM Add a comment

Candace is 50% done with Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind

— Sep 04, 2026 05:53AM Add a comment

Candace is 33% done with Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind

— Sep 03, 2026 05:31AM Add a comment

Candace is 75% done with The Picture of Dorian Gray

— Sep 02, 2026 05:52PM Add a comment

Candace is 50% done with The Picture of Dorian Gray

— Aug 25, 2026 05:58PM Add a comment

Candace is 25% done with The Handmaid's Tale

— Aug 24, 2026 08:57AM Add a comment

Candace is on page 99 of 304 of The Anthropocene Reviewed: Essays on a Human-Centered Planet

Finally getting back to this street three years (I’m very bad at reading books that I own)

— Jul 25, 2026 03:27PM Add a comment

Candace is 99% done with The Anthropocene Reviewed: Essays on a Human-Centered Planet

Finally picking this back up after THREE years (it’s not bad … I’m just very unmotivated to read the books I own)

— Jul 25, 2026 03:25PM 1 comment

Candace is 67% done with The Book Thief

— Jul 07, 2026 06:21PM Add a comment

Candace is 50% done with The Book Thief

— Jul 06, 2026 07:44PM Add a comment

Candace is 75% done with When He Was Wicked (Bridgertons, #6)

— Jul 01, 2026 12:28PM Add a comment

Candace is 50% done with When He Was Wicked (Bridgertons, #6)

— Jun 27, 2026 06:33PM Add a comment

Candace is 25% done with When He Was Wicked (Bridgertons, #6)

— Jun 19, 2026 10:55AM Add a comment

Candace is 25% done with The Book Thief

I DNFed this in like sixth grade and idk why… the writing and plot is great

— Jun 14, 2026 11:32AM 2 comments

Candace is 75% done with To Sir Phillip, With Love (Bridgertons, #5)

— Jun 08, 2026 09:27AM Add a comment

Candace is 50% done with To Sir Phillip, With Love (Bridgertons, #5)

— Jun 05, 2026 09:17AM Add a comment

Candace is 25% done with To Sir Phillip, With Love (Bridgertons, #5)

Officially the continuation of my annual Bridgerton Book reading for OSU Summer Reading Bingo

— Jun 05, 2026 07:39AM Add a comment

Candace is 50% done with Intermezzo

— May 22, 2026 11:45AM Add a comment

Candace is on page 146 of 293 of Mastering 'Metrics: The Path from Cause to Effect

— Apr 28, 2026 06:57PM Add a comment

Candace is on page 68 of 293 of Mastering 'Metrics: The Path from Cause to Effect

— Apr 27, 2026 05:20PM Add a comment

Candace is 75% done with Meet the Newmans

— Apr 26, 2026 04:59AM Add a comment

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