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Eve is 70% done with We Who Have No Gods (The Acheron Order, #1)
Ah yes, we’re having a conversation about how this brooding sac of emo was a literal peeping tom, so we use that moment to talk about his dead brother to “humanize” him.

Bruh trauma doesn’t make you spy on women in their underwear. You sick fuck.

I hate romantasy, Jesus. It’s no wonder women settle for less than they’re worth.
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We Who Have No Gods (The Acheron Order, #1)

Eve
Eve is 40% done with We Who Have No Gods (The Acheron Order, #1)
I alternate between enjoying this and rolling my eyes at it. Pretty much anytime Xan is on page I’m rolling my eyes. I hate romantasy. But when he’s gone it’s fun like half the time! I love Sarah!

Yeah, I’m gonna regret finishing this, aren’t I?
Jun 20, 2026 05:05PM Add a comment
We Who Have No Gods (The Acheron Order, #1)

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Eve is 16% done with He Who Fights with Monsters 2 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #2)
This man can’t write women and I’m irritated by it so much. Sophie is a HORRIBLE substitution for Farrah, she’s so clearly a male fantasy. She falls into every single female-written-by-a-male stereotype, it’s not even funny. Cassandra’s breakup with Jason was stupid af, one because it makes no fucking sense for so many reasons and two because eventually he’ll be with Sophie and that is a major downgrade.
May 31, 2026 11:16AM Add a comment
He Who Fights with Monsters 2 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #2)

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Eve is 39% done with Anxious People
Honestly? I hate this.
May 02, 2026 11:37AM Add a comment
Anxious People

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Eve is 77% done with The Poet Empress
Lord have mercy. 😭
Apr 29, 2026 03:42AM Add a comment
The Poet Empress

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Eve is 29% done with Elantris (Elantris, #1)
BrandoSando’s writing has gotten much better over time.
Feb 08, 2026 04:36PM Add a comment
Elantris (Elantris, #1)

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Eve is 50% done with Upgrade
I can respect that Crouch watched some YouTube education videos about DNA and tracheotomies, but not showing similar dedication to how and where people get injections is just annoying.

NO ONE gets injections in the neck, dude. There are so many wickedly important structures in the neck, and hitting any of them can be devastating. This trope is annoying in film and worse in books.
Nov 17, 2025 02:51AM Add a comment
Upgrade

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Eve is 5% done with A Closed and Common Orbit (Wayfarers, #2)
Oh, the name choice is so fucking unfortunate. Why’d she have to pick the same name as the c*ntiest doctor I ever worked with ? Especially when her name is Lovelace, which is so beautiful. 😭
Oct 04, 2025 06:31PM Add a comment
A Closed and Common Orbit (Wayfarers, #2)

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Eve is 75% done with Nestlings
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

I’m having so much fun.
Jul 15, 2025 04:02PM Add a comment
Nestlings

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Eve is 40% done with Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery
I’m having the time of my life. Amazing.
Jun 25, 2025 07:58PM Add a comment
Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery

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Eve is 50% done with The River Has Roots
I at first wasn’t feeling it but have been swathed by magic. This is somehow Vita Nostra with a floral, hopeful tone, and I mean that in the most positive of ways.
Jun 01, 2025 08:27AM Add a comment
The River Has Roots

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Eve is 22% done with The Fisherman
This is a dramatic change of pace from the last book I attempted, in the best way. A middle aged man lost his wife to breast cancer and bonded with another man who lost his wife in a tragic accident. They go fishing together. That’s it. And it’s riveting.
May 23, 2025 08:42PM Add a comment
The Fisherman

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Eve is 25% done with Our Share of Night
I’m finna give up on this. Everyone wants to tuck the main character apparently, and he’s a child abuser with character development flatter than a conservative’s version of Earth. If the book tells me about his blonde hair or another person who has been in love with him for decades, I will throw this book across the room.
May 22, 2025 03:45PM Add a comment
Our Share of Night

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Eve is 20% done with Our Share of Night
I’m not getting the hype even though I’m 1/5th of the way through. Maybe it’s the translation, but this feels repetitive as hell and full of telling rather than showing. The MC is an insufferable father, and the main conflict is alluded to in tones so vague that it’s hard to care about the stakes.
May 22, 2025 02:29PM Add a comment
Our Share of Night

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Eve is 75% done with Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)
I’ve been in this series so long I remember characters’ names better than my mother’s.
Mar 29, 2025 07:30PM Add a comment
Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

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Eve is 33% done with Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)
This series is single-handedly trashing my reading goal for the year. Also I need to reread Warbreaker.
Mar 11, 2025 03:06PM Add a comment
Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

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Eve is 50% done with Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4)
I am pleased by how much better this book is on second read when you skip every self righteous thing Lirin says.
Feb 12, 2025 08:23AM Add a comment
Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4)

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Eve is 40% done with Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4)
This pacing is better than I remembered, and I’m grateful for that.
Feb 09, 2025 04:49PM Add a comment
Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4)

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