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Coballoway…your buzz is too intense…you deserve 5 books

Ryke, I really can’t stand you

The Anderson Driver reveal omg I’m in stitches I can’t

Buzz city omg

Oh Coballoway…buzzy

Oh that’s the hottest thing a man can do wow

I’m not having fun anymore :(

Oh Daphne, welcome to my clients list

I would’ve gone to jail that night 😵‍💫😭

“They know what I’m like with you.” 🚬🚬🚬🚬

No one writes banter like this

IM SHOCKED

Are we kidding 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

The Canadian representation 😭

I swear I tear up every chapter like wdym we’re nuking Antarctica

When you’re trying to save mankind but you’re called into court over copyright infringement…this is when I would need to be medicated

I am #antiLibby

THANK GOD

Nora should be punching Libby every time she opens her mouth at this point

Veryyyyy interesting and reminds me a lot of the dynamic in Sentimental Value (but kinda switched lol) the idea that siblings grew up in the same house but with a super different view point is very interesting but Libby speaking about Nora that way is wild. You basically have the traits you see of your mother that exist in your sister. Personally, I would be gutted if my sister spoke of me like this to a stranger :(

Oh Charlie, there’s not a hotter man than you

“Yes, but I have no problem with Nadine Winters…In fact, I find her fascinating…” OOOOOOO

Being unwilling to take money from your successful and wealthy sister for the betterment of your family (with young children) due to pride is so lame I’m sorry

I’m smiling way too big at work over that prologue

“I’ve never really felt alone since I met you. I don’t think I’ll ever feel truly alone in this world again as long as you’re in it.”

“I don’t think I knew I was lonely until I met you.”

Like, are we kidding? I’m not mentally stable enough for this

We could die alone, together 🫩🫩🫩

He has no idea how lucky he is…Alex Nilsen, I’m so in love with you

Turning down Santorini for Palm Springs? You are in love!

He didn’t tell her about Flannery O’Connor

Hollanov at All-Star Weekend, you will always be famous!