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Joanna is on page 218 of 394 of Burn After Reading
It's Ruth, isn't it.
Dec 28, 2025 02:45AM Add a comment
Burn After Reading

Joanna
Joanna is on page 592 of 984 of Kingdom of Ash (Throne of Glass, #7)
Wait... So the witch tower was used and turned everything to ash, and yet there's still a whole as army left afterwards? How truly devastating is it if most people survived the blast? They kill everything in sight, except not really? Why are we making such a big deal of these witch towers?
Nov 11, 2025 06:52PM Add a comment
Kingdom of Ash (Throne of Glass, #7)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 496 of 984 of Kingdom of Ash (Throne of Glass, #7)
Once again people are dying in droves, and our glorious, amazing, incredible, awe-inspiring Aelin is doing nothing - not a damn thing - to stop it, despite it being said ON PAGE she could have ended the battle with four blasts of her power. Oh, but she's TrAuMaTiSeD, so sorry, but thousands of soldiers have to die needlessly. That's just how it goes with dear Aelin, doesn't it.
Nov 09, 2025 01:42AM Add a comment
Kingdom of Ash (Throne of Glass, #7)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 56 of 482 of Year One (Kingmakers, #1)
"Can't sleep, mała miłość?"
Tell me you never spoke Polish a day in your life without telling me. You CANNOT translate word for word! It never works! I thought we knew this! "Little love" would translate to maybe "moja kochana" or "moja mała/malutka" but no one EVER would say "mała miłość," especially without the gendered conjugation! Ugh. If you don't know what you're doing, just stick to English please.
Oct 25, 2025 12:29AM Add a comment
Year One (Kingmakers, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 417 of 516 of Silver Elite (Silver Elite, #1)
The painting is the sea that Wolf tells Wren he sees. The painting in his mother's bedroom. Damn, I guessed it on page, what - 20? Pfff!
Oct 22, 2025 11:22PM Add a comment
Silver Elite (Silver Elite, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 212 of 516 of Silver Elite (Silver Elite, #1)
I'm calling it again - Betima is modified. A healer.
Oct 21, 2025 06:00PM Add a comment
Silver Elite (Silver Elite, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 27 of 516 of Silver Elite (Silver Elite, #1)
I'm on page 27 and already know the voice in Wren's head is the "hot, rude stranger at the inn", which is also the love interest. Hopefully that is not the plot twist. I'd be pissed if it is.
Oct 19, 2025 08:22PM Add a comment
Silver Elite (Silver Elite, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 52 of 325 of Do Not Disturb
My predictions 1/5 of the way into the book:

Rosalie killed the woman in room 201 because she thought her husband was having an affair and was jealous. Her "illness" is that she's a psychopath.

Scott will discover the body, but will not report it because of his feelings for Quinn. Possibly will clean up the crime scene as well.

I hope I'm wrong of course and a plot twist I cannot see is coming.
Sep 24, 2025 10:50PM Add a comment
Do Not Disturb

Joanna
Joanna is on page 203 of 344 of Cemetery Boys (Cemetery Boys, #1)
Why is every main character always so slow and stupid??
Sep 21, 2025 03:38AM Add a comment
Cemetery Boys (Cemetery Boys, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 176 of 344 of Cemetery Boys (Cemetery Boys, #1)
It's the uncle, isn't it.
Sep 21, 2025 02:59AM Add a comment
Cemetery Boys (Cemetery Boys, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 130 of 344 of Cemetery Boys (Cemetery Boys, #1)
It feels like all I'm reading is them sneaking in and out of the house. Can Julian just freaking wait outside so we can get on with the plot instead of pages upon pages of needless drama just trying to enter and leave the house???
Sep 20, 2025 10:58PM Add a comment
Cemetery Boys (Cemetery Boys, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 38 of 344 of Cemetery Boys (Cemetery Boys, #1)
This is definitely a book for people who speak Spanish.
Sep 17, 2025 10:54PM Add a comment
Cemetery Boys (Cemetery Boys, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 255 of 392 of 10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)
"We had to move the bed", Jonathan reminds me. "It's propped against the wall."
"So I'll sleep at an angle."
"You will not." I think Wendy knows I'm joking, but it's sort of hard to tell. "He will not. Jonathan, you're not letting him sleep at an angle. We didn't raise you to let guests sleep at an angle."
Jonathan sighs. "He's not going to sleep at an angle, Mum."
Sep 15, 2025 10:50PM Add a comment
10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 245 of 392 of 10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)
Upending the bird, I coax it open and gently drop the halves of lemon into it. "You see? It just goes in. You don't have to get wrist deep."
"It says STUFF. Stuff, to me, implies vigour."
Sep 15, 2025 10:47PM Add a comment
10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 110 of 392 of 10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)
What can I say? I like my men like I like my employment prospects: rough and hairy.

🤣🤣
Sep 13, 2025 05:12AM Add a comment
10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 87 of 392 of 10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)
"What are your thoughts on parsnips?"
"I thought they went downhill after their third album. What do you mean, what are my thoughts on parsnips? I don't have thoughts on parsnips. Who has thoughts on parsnips? Who has time to have thoughts on parsnips?"
🤣🤣
Sep 13, 2025 04:25AM Add a comment
10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 83 of 392 of 10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)
I look sorry enough for myself at breakfast that Jonathan (...) almost gives something vaguely like the impression that he might be beginning to feel something that might at some point move somewhere in the direction of guilty.
Sep 13, 2025 04:06AM Add a comment
10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 77 of 392 of 10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)
There's woodpeckers here, apparently, and Dartford warbles. Not that I'd know a Dartford warbler if I fell over one while it was warbling its distinctive warble of 'I'm from Dartford '. 🤣🤣
Sep 13, 2025 03:51AM Add a comment
10 Things That Never Happened (Material World, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is starting The Little Prince
Nostalgia read - I read this decades ago, translated into my native Polish. Time for the English translation, and to see if this story is as charming as I remember it being.
Aug 24, 2025 04:25AM Add a comment
The Little Prince

Joanna
Joanna is on page 121 of 389 of They Both Die at the End (They Both Die at the End, #1)
This book is hitting a little too hard right now :'(
Aug 03, 2025 12:21AM Add a comment
They Both Die at the End (They Both Die at the End, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 73 of 274 of Murder on the Orient Express (Hercule Poirot, #10)
I am deducting a whole star already for all the French phrases that I do not understand and have to stop reading to google translate. Rubbish!
Jul 31, 2025 08:41PM Add a comment
Murder on the Orient Express (Hercule Poirot, #10)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 504 of 526 of Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)
So she did have an editor! Michelle Rosquillo. Deary me. Those thanks were totally undeserved.
Jul 22, 2025 09:52PM Add a comment
Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 502 of 526 of Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)
"It seems like she got the best of both of us before stabbing us both in the back by stabbing Father through the chest and throat."

Even on the last page she could not help herself. I bet these things sounded brilliant in her head.
Jul 22, 2025 09:49PM Add a comment
Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 460 of 526 of Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)
"Hurt is what I know how to do, not what I know how to help."

WTF DO YOU MEAN!! Geezus christ!
Jul 22, 2025 06:57PM Add a comment
Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 431 of 526 of Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)
"She is a good beyond my grasp, one that I am not worthy of glimpsing let alone grabbing hold of."

🤔 ...que?
Jul 21, 2025 10:57PM Add a comment
Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 428 of 526 of Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)
"Only you can make my name sound worth saying."

🤦‍♂️😐🤨
This sentence just made my face worth palming.
Jul 21, 2025 10:42PM Add a comment
Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 408 of 526 of Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)
"Killing and hurting are what I was trained to do, created to do, controlled to do."

CONTROLLED...? Killing and hurting are what you were controlled to do? 🙄

Yeah, let's just throw in some random words to make the sentence longer, it's not a requirement for it to make sense.
Jul 21, 2025 06:19PM Add a comment
Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 406 of 526 of Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)
"...and then all I feel is blissful sleep."

I never realized you can actually feel sleep, probably because I'm not an author 🤷
Jul 21, 2025 06:14PM Add a comment
Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 406 of 526 of Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)
"He pulls me impossibly closer (...)"

😐 I just 🫣😮‍💨
Jul 21, 2025 06:11PM Add a comment
Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)

Joanna
Joanna is on page 403 of 526 of Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)
"He sits up slightly (...)"

...how do you sit up slightly?
Jul 21, 2025 05:59PM Add a comment
Powerless (The Powerless Trilogy, #1)

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