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ok he’s a clone actually

oh that’s her parents

space pirates

ik this is futuristic sentient ai and not current ai, but this female-coded ai wanting to get a body the human man she likes would find attractive is unpleasant to read

this is kinda weird about the aliens

lol oh it was 19 not 61

another death smh

“You are not in sympathy with his views?”
“I was once, I suppose. But you must know that already … You check up pretty thoroughly on things like that, don’t you? Go back into the past, find out who was a fellow traveller, who was a party member, all that sort of thing.”

knew this would happen after she didn’t get to speak to the inspector

“Clocks?” I suggested hopefully. “Bogus insurance agents?”
“No, no,” Poirot shook his head.
“Blind women?”
“No, no, no. Do not confuse me.”
“I’m disappointed in you, Poirot,” I said. “I thought you’d give me the answer straight away.”

”My friend, Hercule Poirot, was sitting in his usual large, square armchair in front of the fireplace.”
there he is

“Where is your sister now, Mrs. Lawton?”
“I’ve no idea. Absolutely no idea at all.”
oop a schoolteacher sister

In fact her first inevitable remark was: “Now haven’t I told you a hundred times, you are not to bleed in the drawing room! Come straight into the kitchen and bleed there, where I can wipe over the linoleum.”
lol relatable

“Interesting,” I said. “You mean he just had some bogus cards printed with a bogus name, address and insurance company?”

“Not that only—all the other clocks in the sitting room are the same.”
“I don’t understand what you mean by the ‘other clocks.’ There are no other clocks in the sitting room.”

“Is somebody there?”
“I—it’s—” The girl broke off as the woman came swiftly towards her round the back of the sofa.
And then she screamed.
“Don’t—don’t … you’ll tread on it—him … And he’s dead….”

well now it sure is a thriller

you can’t just?? board a plane on a different passport?

ohh ok that makes sense

no girl, why would it be ben. and yes ofc she’s anne.

oh the girl is here, but noooo don’t follow her

why is she telling him in front of all these people🥹

”Danish fishermen dredging in the North Sea off the coast of Norway have found the body of a woman.”

”It was gone. The tube of mascara—my one link to the missing girl—was gone.”
girllll why leave it in the room that you know gets cleaned thoroughly every day

“What does it prove? It proves she was really there! It proves she existed!”
“It proves you saw a girl, yes, but—”
it doesn’t prove anything actually. who’s to say that’s not lo’s mascara?

“Now that she’d said it, I recognized her, the famous wide cheekbones and slightly Slavic tilt to her eyes, the white-blond hair.”
what even is a slavic eye tilt

poor guy lost a tooth, and we get some more couples drama before the cruise starts

oh ok didn’t expect it to start with a break in

I mean he shoulda just stayed behind