Gréta K > Recent Status Updates

The teeth is crazy work.. arguably worse than the pinky on a non dominant hand 😩

WHAT??!!! Valentín 😭😭😭

Love the witches and disappearance aspect

“New Achievement! Insurgent. You left an explosive device along a well-traveled path, and it detonated and killed an intended target. It was really cool. Too bad you didn’t get to see it because you’re a trap-leaving bitch!”

My working theory is the male loneliness epidemic could be eradicated if they just read these books

“You’re dying for me to kiss you again.”
“I’d rather drink battery acid, quite frankly.”
“That would be slightly more believable if you didn’t murmur it while eye-fucking my mouth like you’d sell your soul for the opportunity to sit on it.”

I mean the supposed romantic interest have zero chemistry… But besides that it’s not a bad book

Oh I sure hope what’s gonna unlock her ability to hear ghosts again is his dick 😪

Not homegirl just mumbling to herself…

TATUM NOOOO 😭😭😭 oh my godddddd

Not them playing a murder mystery game in the middle of a massacre

This whole Caity / Bea thing… I hope the final twist is not this painfully obvious.

When they keep talking about the Colonel’s “advanced age” and he’s 35!!!! 🥹😩

Istg… if her eye is gone, I’m done 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

“She didn’t want to make any mistakes” as opposed to things going swimmingly up until now? Come on, Amanda 🙄🙄

Now that almost everyone is dead… what are we doing for the rest of the book? 😐😗

Oh it’s ✨ adult ✨ fantasy alright 🫨

If this prince doesn’t stop this…. 🤤🤤

Antoinetta is looking mighty sus

This book is so fucking good!

Love Kel! Love a man who’s willing to out-crazy the crazies. 🔥

Conor, you sassy bitch 😂🤌🏼💗

No one doesn’t love triangle like Cassandra Claire! I know exactly where this is going, and I am loving this

I’m screaming crying throwing up… WHY DID NONE OF YOU TELL ME HOW GOOD THIS BOOK WAS?!? 🥵🥵it’s literally giving Dark Harry fan fic (IYKYK)

Damn. 🥲 her condition is madness

I literally want to throttle the FMC… why do they always make these “badass, independent” female leads dumb as hell and insufferable?!

Running into your Long strange father when you’re sneaking around in town buying XL condoms is next level 🤣 so far this is probably my favorite book of the series

“Move on me, Mami” *screams into the abyss* 😮‍💨🤤