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Literally 8 chapters into this audiobk and nothing has happened except a pizza restaurant being closed because the power is out…

That is one of the greatest opening chapters I’ve ever read

“Turns out I was built for implicit submission head to toe, through and through, inside and out”

Oh god this is going to destroy me isnt it

If there’s one thing Holly Black gonna do is write top tier romantic tension I know that’s right

LETS GO GAYS LETS GO

*guy who was raised on Veronica Mars* “getting a real Veronica Mars vibe from this”

“I won’t mourn my surviving. No one has the right to ask me for that.”

Peggy Hill lmao

Let’s go bisexuals

Stephen king stop using the word “jahoobies” challenge

Nooooooooooooooooooo

SPOILERS—
So the homage kills are Ginger Baker, but mutilations are Dark Mill South? And Lonnie’s “it follows” is just coincidence?

“If you cry writing it, maybe someone will cry reading it. It’s more than she could have hoped for, is all she was wishing for.”

Girl don’t go around telling people you’re their king lost grandchild without taking a DNA test first jeez

Kai and Ziede are best friends because they realize they’re are the only two people in this world absolutely serving c*nt

Bly x Kerrigan is “me in the race war when I have to kill Tony hawk” “I appreciate that you hesitated tho :)”

Quincy Market haters stay winning

Just know that in a modern au the ballengers are Mormon influencer

So we went from “this is starting to feel a little racist” to “torture is a good and reliable way to extract information from prisoners”

I guessed this book would be dark but it’s one of the bleakest things I’ve ever read oof

Agonizing tragedy to revenge slasher to T4T gay monsterfucking… Lee Mandelo I did not expect to end up here but I respect your hustle

Lesbian angst-pining??!?!

Not me just putting together Swan and Robin being OTP foreshadowed by them both having BIRD NAMES,,,

Yup okay getting why this is on the list of “most disturbing books of all time”

“You don’t have to stay anywhere forever”— Edwin Payne
OPENING QUOTE OH MY BOY *wails for my gay Victorian ghost boy son*