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:( ohhhhhh my god the text is tiny

I'm gunna get into a fight with Coker actually

Carl rly cannot have a normal interview to save his life can he.

If I was like 13 Signet would be the single most coolest OC in the whole world to me. In my wishful whimsical heart she's a childhood OC of Matt Dinniman.

That bit with Carl and Donut after mongo gets laid killed me off

Listen... the MC is an awful and insufferable teenager, crippled by the knowledge that she is so fundamentally unlikeable that she is friendless and adults will just let her die, who gets so angry that she spends her spare time stewing over furious fantasies of ridiculous heroism that makes people fall on their knees and thank her. An unfortunately relatable teenage experience. I hate it.

Don't judge me I need an audio book to draw too and this was literally decided for me

😈I have a backlog of library books I'm supposed to be getting through but 😈😈😈😈😈😈

BEATRICE WAS GUNNA GIVE DOUGHNUT AWAY?!! THATS WHY CARL WAS GUNNA STEAL HER OHMYGODDDDD

Are these adults.... letting the high school children bully them. Is that really happening. And they feel upset about it? Really?

Oh my god this book is so juvenile is the author serious?

Babes the second we got time travel you lost me

I'm gunna prove this woman right because this book is really annoying and I don't want to fucking read her name drop another person

The dedication is for "all of those who have served, past or present, in the armed forces" ...... okay

Explanation: I'm at my partners house and have nothing better to do

Sorry, as an aside, there is nothing more gratifying as seeing a one star review of the books in ur fave series, clicking the profile and seeing that they gave 5 stars to a manga with big titty anime fan service on the front cover

"Harrowhark I gave you my whole life and you didn't even want it" yeah that still hits me like a motherfucking freight train

I'm doing the classic "Ignore my huge pile of library books to reread this series"

I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT IT AT MY PARENTS HOUSE THIS IS A TRAVESTY FML

The library is calling for her return ASAP so I need to read her quick xo

We're back in the building once again

I've just got to Arazi being able to talk 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 she's literally the cutest dosnsnd

Why must a book with such a beautiful cover be so mid

Dqmn this book had a shaky start lmao

God I'm so glad this book is finally picking up jesus christ

theyre so cute i knew id prefer Blakes writing with literally any character other than Delilah

Gary Raymond is a next level hater he hates this movie sooo much he wrote a book about it and i respect that so much as another professional hater