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The narrators relationship to the poet is kind of like what Jon krakauer is to Chris mcandless don’t @ me

That feeling when it’s #postcolonial africa summer

Lowkey about to cry thinking about this girl getting hit on her ears so many times she loses her hearing. AND her father sold her off. I don’t remember that from when I was a kid😭we need despereaux more than ever

The tape is kinda giving evil baby sensory video (even though I actually got scared reading that part)

Not to make light of Oscar Wildes trial and imprisonment but being homophobic while your title is the Marquess of Queensberry is crazy

I’m so annoyed. This book is about a trad wife having to really live a traditional life and yet those sections are usually like 5 pages while her real life backstory is told in 10 page sections. I get it’s important context but I wanna see this woman get dysentery, I don’t really care how she started her Instagram account

Heterosexuality is a prison

Bro wants oliver cromwells cookie so bad

MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PENIS EXPLOSION CHAMBER

Chat help

I headcanon lebedev as a cannibal now tbh

Why is this so difficult lol

Book so good it makes me understand why people like religion