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"Stop. Don't go."
"Why? Are you going to carry me?
Lan Wangji gazed at him quietly, and the smile hanging off Wei Wuxian's lips froze.

I heard that drama is very different from the book, and despite the plot-wise being quite similar, the dynamic is different 😂😂🤣🤣

"Continue this insolence and I'll take your arm."
"Touch my arms and I'll slit your throat!"
"If you don't shut up, this venerable one will cut out your tongue!"
"Oh yeah? Go ahead! Then I'll chop off your dick!"

He's a manipulative bastard but he does know how to sweet talk.

"Shulang, do you know why I insisted on adding your name to this business-trip list?"
"Why?"
"Because... because, when I'm afraid, I hope you can be there."


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Current zhoudu dynamic - Wenzhou being so whipped for Fei Du he even lets him lead the interrogation.


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"LAN ZHAN, SAVE ME!"

Lan Wangji always prepared to give his death glare to Wuxian's enemies. Especially dogs. And if we're honest, if it would be a human that WWX was running from, that person would already lost his hand.


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You Shoulang was kissing him. He'd taken the initiative - kissing him back!


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Zhoudu on a “pretending not to be on a date” date 😆


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"Director You," he called out, "there are still two buttons left to undo."



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And they are finally officially a couple 🤩

"What are you looking at?" he asked, unfazed. "Never seen a couple of hot gay guys before?"


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"One day I'll make you climb into my bed of your own free will - make you beg me to kiss you, beg me to fuck you."

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It started very sweet and then the next moment Fan Xiao is like: "License plate Hu A68S57. White Audi. He crashed into me. Extent of damage? He made me loose 38 minutes and 42 seconds of my life."

Honestly, I don't blame Wenzhou for not being able to resist. Just look at that bedroom eyes.


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Yan Heqing playing for Xiao Yu'an all of three seconds, before starting to seduce him with his flute 😂😏😏

I totally forgot to make a post about Hongjun not only having one hot uncle but two!


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Xiao Yu'an's face when Chen Ge said he knows about his and Yan Heqing's relationship and why is he not sleeping in His Majesty's tent, so they would be able to do... stuff.


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"He actually secretly likes those fluffy little white things, right?! That stiff-faced Hanguang-jun, holding a rabbit, oh gods, I just can't..."

Not as good as Heathed Rivaly but it's worth reading if I can imagine Scott as François Arnaud. I'm not even mad that he's not blond.


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I'm so happy when I manage to translate a whole sentence 🤩 even such an easy one ☺️

我喜欢你

I'm sure Yan Heqing is saying 爱 in his mind but doesn't want to scare Xiao Yu'an (too much).


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Not really surprised by Xiao Yu'an dreaming about being in mpreg au, more surprising it is that apparently he wants for Yan Heqing to be pregnant 🤨😆

Domestic zhoudu 🥰

“Then what did you bring me home for?”
Luo Wenzhou sat silently at the side of the bed for a while. “I want to take care of you. Can’t I?”


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I missed these two so much ❤️❤️ it's doing them good to finally be together 🖤🖤

"Where's a guillotine when I need it?"
"Decapitation is my hard limit."
"So he finally finds a hard limit. Only took a few decades."

Yan Heqing going through all manner of obstacles to get to the love of his life, just to be friendzoned 😑


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Cute first dates ideas: Cuddling under a bed with a cat and a corpse

They finally kissed again! 🥰 One step closer to getting back together 🤩🤩


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I had to use this gif b/c Xiao Yu'an hiding his identity and Yan Heqing pretending to be still blind so they can stay together a little longer, is basically this Ming Ye & Sang Jiu scene. Midnight accident cuddles included <3

I totally forgot about this book but I guess now is the right time to finally read it 😄

A-Tai flirting with everybody, especially Hongjun 😏😏

Xiao Yu'an living his peacefull countryside life 😊



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Poor Xie Chungui, somebody hug him please 😭



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Easy there boys, you don't even know each other's names yet.