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tspmo (chapter 36/41)

this shit’s pissing me off bro

I have 7 chapters left in this book and I want to beat this version of Dexter over the head with a brick until he twitches helplessly in the floor

This whole time i’ve been lalalaing going “ykw at least book dexter has never cheated on rita” and then he goes and fucks a kid … book lumen (samantha) you are SO lucky i can’t reach through this book and slap the shit outta this man

this vampire cannibal cult would be so much cooler if the closeted homosexual metaphor wasn't completely unintentional

DNF at 33% when I realized this was just Beautiful Creatures repackaged as a Black Widow novel.

alternating pov between two different original characters … black widow novel where natasha isn’t the focus … i think i hate it here

Now why tf did Ser Jorah just force himself on Dany I’m begging this girlboss to get a new lord commander asap

There are only like 5 Daenerys chapters and yet there’s so much smut from side characters that doesn’t further the plot in any way I feel like I’ve been robbed