Rebeca Mendes > Recent Status Updates

“He wasn’t sure if he was being held hostage. Or being robbed. Or was becoming the third person in their cult.”

“I was eleven, and I was supposed to be a witch, but I didn’t have time for wolves right then. I needed to see if tits were something I liked.”
Gotta love 11 year olds 😅

💔

“Attempting to be festive with my mother, Tom, and Kyran just sounds like something that will make me want to fa-la-la-la-light myself on fire.” 🫢

“— Bora bora, mamas para fora — grita o André,
— OK, não era preciso tanta testosterona, mas é esse o espírito.”