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Ok I was NOT expecting that plot twist

Freddie is NOT FASTER THAN ALEX WITH A GUN. ALEX TRAINED WITH SCORPIA. you could at LEAST go for "Alex has a hard time shooting people". Why are you allergic to letting Alex be badass??

Instead of wasting 2 chapters in a game then have the villain monologuing! Alex could have found! The information himself! Why is Horowitz so bad at writing!

Three quarters of the way in and we are dicking around in a VR game. This was supposed to be about teenage assasins... Also fuck Sabina.

Please stop trying to make Sabina happen literally no one wants that

Man I love Fox so much. He is a chill dude and never treats Alex like a child.

HOW are there still 10 hapters left. WHY is this book still going.

You can tell that this was fanfic because it has started to run in circles. I hope we don't get 200 more pages of arguing about feelings...

Sigh. Alex trained with Scorpia. He can put together a gun blindfolded. There is NO WAY he can't tell a gun is not loaded by weight.

Someone get Horowitz a continutiy editor since he seems unable to canon revew on his own. Alex has jumped on parachute TWICE before, and that's the second error I caught. Julius was thought to LOVE books while in Gibraltar.

I am so conflicted. on one hand the book is good, on the other there is SO much wasted potential for parallels and angst. Alex and Freddy! Alex and Julius! Alex and his dad! Please Anthony I am begging you, one SMIDGE of angst!

For a Serious spy novel this is charming as hell. LeCarre's prose is delightful

Alex: i cant imagine killing anyone
Also Alex: *constantly bashes people over the head*

Changing "i wondered if they were gay" to "i wondered if they were lawyers" is... certainly a choice

For fucks sake stop glazing that dumb girl

It is literally absurd that a perfectly healthy and rested Alex cant escape two completely random mooks. Tony you're a hack

The protaginist telling the truth to people who don't believe him is one of my most hated tropes and this book is a full 25% of it. Also fuck Sabina, dhe is vapid and stupid and Alex should have let her die

Okay completely nerfing alex fighting skills is ridiculous. Last book he was holding his own against a weightlifter and now he fails to land a single blow to a mook???

Por dios a este pibe le falta CALLE, tenes 14 años, llorá y da lastima!

Alex is fluent in Spanish in every other book. It annoys me the author decided to retcon it in this one alone

If you want a round of applause, you’ll have to take off the handcuffs,”
Aaand this is why I have read 6 of these

I know where this is going and I don't like it, curse you trope that squicks me!

Alex isn't built for intelligence, he is built for sabotage. Fuck shit up athen run away

Why is Alex consistently useless. What's the fun of a spy book if the spy has to be rescued?

This book expect us to believe there has been FIVE megalomaniacs with evil plans in EIGHT MONTHS? Please let your characters grow up! Alex should be 16 at the LEAST by now!

Book Alex is a little jabroni, does he never win a fight?
Book Tom is cool tho