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EVERY. DAMN. WEEK.

“The winking hasn’t stopped, either. He flashed no less than ten winks to various female students yesterday.”

Winky Wanker Alert!

Omg, Ms Kennedy! You do know how to stir up a riot between my legs.

MATE HIM ALREADY, FOR SANITY SAKE!

“When the breeze shifts, I simply move spots until I can smell her again. Her scent is always there, a delicate hint of perfection and femininity. I can smell her sweat, the musk on her skin, and I find myself wondering what her cunt would smell like with my mouth buried in her folds.”

SHAMELESS HORNY DRAGONS AND HORMONAL FEMALES

I think.... I THINK!.. I’m a bit infatuated with Kulti

BORED AS FUCK

I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS BOOK AND WE’RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. BUT MY CLOCK SHOWING ME IT’S ALMOST 2 AM, COULD ONLY MEAN THAT IT DOESN’T WANT US TOGETHER.
THAT JEALOUS WHORE.

AIDEN GRAVES

When my poor brain couldn’t process how massively big, disgruntled and what an arse Aiden is.



*mumbles to self* chest is 3-foot-wide. Fists size of a brick. chest is 3-foot-wide. Fists size of a brick. Thighs width of a redwood tree...

Hunter unbuttoned his shirt and winked.
“I knew you liked my dirty mouth. And the only thing I heard from that explanation was nipples and sex.”



Crude. CRUDE MAN.




I swear I meant to say TIRESOME and not THREESOME




#curseofreadingvikeelandsbooksatwork

“Well, then let’s continue. I can think of plenty of ways my hands will impress you in the next room. Although I’m pretty sure you’d like my mouth in there even better.”

“Kiss me.” His voice dipped low, and he reached up to brush his fingers over my lips. “I’ve had fucking dreams about this mouth.”


OMG. THIS. MAN.



👆🏻 TRUE STORY

“If you’re drinking, you’re doing it for a reason. My reason is to get a buzz and to know that I’m getting it. Tequila will do the job.”




Tequila - oh boy. Don’t I know it!

“There’s no part of me that’s untouched by this climax that simply consumes me. “Oh God, it’s so good, so good, so good.”
And on my twentieth so good, he pulls out, flips me over, and positions me on all fours on my couch. He gets behind me and slides back inside.”

Twentieth? TOO SPECIFIC for a consumed woman in a moment of ecstasy.

STOP THE BLOODY WINKING ALREADY!

<spoiler> Adjust your junk or scratch your scrotal sac in front of me,I don’t care, just no winks, pls! </spoiler>

“Even though I’m a world-class ogler, I’ve got a caretaker in me too.”

PFFFTT...I’m THE world class ogler...not to mention a SHAMELESS one too.

“The throat. Holy shit, the throat. The swallow. The quiet gasp.”



I F*N LOVE THROATS AND ADAMS APPLES

“Ever see that Seinfeld where Jerry has that girlfriend that’s always naked?”
“Yes,” she says. “Please don’t open any pickle jars around me.”

“I push my brain aside. My body rules tonight.”

“I push the drink away. “I’ll behave.”
He waits a beat, licking his lips, before he says, “I wish you wouldn’t.”

Yes! LISTEN TO HIM. Behaving is lame!