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For such a paranoid person Anatoly is awfully slow to catch on

Returned to library, read through chapter "Family Planning."

Based Upon a True Story - 1/5.

Christmas Means Giving - 1/5.

I can see how this might be funny to some people, but I guess it's just not my humor. It's boring me to death.

Front Row Center - 1/5. Boring, but mercifully short.

Season's Greerings - 3/5. Was pretty meh until the last few pages, but I didn't see that plot twist coming, so an extra star for shock value.

SantaLand Diaries - 4/5. Pretty funny, nice cynical holiday humor, and relatable to anyone who's worked retail, evn briefly.

Part 1 reads like Jane Austen meets dragons <3

It's like this guy has no emotions. It's all cerebral and stilted, like he's constantly trying to talk himself into feeling something, but he can't quite manage it. Maybe that explains the alcoholism of yore, but it makes for freaking mind-numbing reading.

Why is everyone "bro"? Repetition, repetition, repetition. This dialogue is crap. Too far in to back out now but I suspect this book is going to be a complete waste of time.