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So. Much. Crying.

Seriously, how is there still so much to go?

She talks to herself a lot...

Let me be the first one to say it - there is nothing mesmerizing about watching someone mop a floor.

Why does a dragon need a bodyguard??

The fact that Ember's signature move in a fight is to kick people in the balls makes my eyes roll so hard.

Wouldn't it be funny if Aven couldn't swim? Drowning that guy would have solved a lot of problems

Does this girl ever sleep?

Never met an Australian called Duane before.

If we didn't already know that Jenny moved schools halfway through the season, she could definitely have been Gossip Girl

Don't tell me - it's another 300 pages of the same old shit.

Just when you thought it had been a while since we had a reference to the size of Jenny's boobs...they're back!

Why do I need to know the brand of Blair's toothpaste AND her toothbrush? It has to be on purpose, doesn't it...??

Dan, also not very bright, completely missed the Karate Kid reference. But maybe that's because the author misspelt it.

"...he just didn't have enough brainpower to extract himself from the situation." Like me and these books

Some of the comments the author is making about prisoners and prison in general are really making me roll my eyes.

There's some super random turns of phrase and out of context thoughts/behaviour in this book

This is bizarre but I'm intrigued

Who commissioned this book? This is just 170 pages of rambling, its not even funny.

It feels a bit weird to be reading this with everything coming out about her show recently, but I bought this secondhand ages ago and if it's next in the stack, it's next in the stack. It's getting read.

Imagine agreeing to bring a package back from overseas for a virtual stranger!!

Why on Earth is Trixie always carrying her books? Hasn't she ever heard of a school bag??

My bad - it's actually spring. But it was summer in the last book. You see my confusion?!

I give up trying to work out the timeline of this series. I think these kids live in a perpetual summer, but in each book, summer has only just begun. Except for a couple of books when it's Christmas.

This guy is so selfish that even when his dog is faced with possible amputation all he can think is "how can he support me if he only has three legs?" No dickhead, how do YOU support him should be the question!

Di is going to work out this mystery before anyone else, guaranteed! About time too

I only started reading this afternoon, can't believe how much I've flown through and how much I'm enjoying it!

It looks like we're getting an Animorphs movie people! This is not a drill!!

Miss Darcy is a piece of work. Can't stand teachers who pick on students like that for no reason. Di has been cast as Juliet for like three days and she's expected to know every line??