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“Kiss me until I am sick of it” !!!!! y’all /i/ am sick !!!!! these two are so in denial I could SCREAM !!!!!!!! DO IT, KISS !!!!! HES SOOOO DOWN BAD !!!!!!

Damianos “abraham lincoln” R of Akielos

get a GRIP the both of you

okay I hate the mmc now and I want the evil sentient sword to be the mmc in book 2, not even joking

I was really enjoying this but the mmc always being super jealous is winding me up ????

this book is so funny???? shadow daddy has a personality for a change 🥹

just dropping by to say the world building in this book is terrible lmao I don’t mind character-driven but this is acting as if it’s high fantasy with none of the world building necessary ???

I started reading this ONLY bc I thought it was a standalone, and only noticed at 10% that it says book 1…… I’m so annoyed bc it’s not even KU and I bought it

just wanna say that the hurt/angst ao3 tag about half way through was where this book peaked, i’m a slut for an angsty fanfic and that’s what this for a little while

finally 🫡

not Jack freaking out about how Ethan might be in his apartment to kill him off, meanwhile Ethan is innocently getting domestic 💀

the best kind of book is the kind where they haven’t even kissed in book 1 !!!!!!!!!!

“If you’d let me, I’d kiss you until you believed me.” SCREAMING

the cave scene… THE CAVE SCENE!!!!! let’s hear some commotion for the cave scene!!!!! jack sir, mr blade and I fancy you sm

just here to say this is still one of my fav books ever :) it’s perfect, no notes

Jack is so down bad for Ethan and honestly so am I ???? Ethan saying Jack’s name every time he speaks to him ✅ Jack thinking Ethan (an assassin) looks like an “ANGEL” when he’s petting a camel!!!!✅✅✅

“I shall endeavour to make it as painless as possible” OH GIRL I COULD CRY WDYM JACK HAS REMEMBERED THESE EXACT WORDS ALL THIS TIME LATER!!!!!!! THE YEARNING!!!!!

rereading one of my favs since I’m having no luck with new reads! wanted something with jason todd vibes and no joke the mc is literally wearing a jason todd / leon from re4 style jacket??? so ive remembered/chosen well :) ly jack reardon

I’m honestly ashamed of myself for not dnf this

HELP what the hell are these NAMES 💀 monster, krypt, remiel, MONSTER,

so far this is exactly like an mm rina kent book, which is what I need atm 🥲 don’t judge me x

knowing who is who when it comes to the 700 bad guys in this series is a lost cause at this point

LMFAOOOOOOOOO NO WAIT WHAT LMAOOO THATS NOT THE TWIST I WAS EXPECTING IM HOWLING

omg no wait I think I know what the twist is gonna be 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 also I’ve been bamboozled into a SERIES btw I thought this was a standalone

actually eating this up I won’t lie… it isn’t “good” but it is a good time and super quick paced, like bro is going from the bedroom to killing a man within a page and I’m just rolling with it cos yea why not let’s hurry things up!! should also note I went into this book 100% blind

honestly disgusting to notice that maddest obsession wasn’t in my favourites…….. fixed it dw lads x

sometimes you’ll be reading a long book thinking “hell yeah I hope this never ends!!” but this is not one of those times
I’ve been reading this for literal months and I’m not even half way!? see if there was romantic tension sustaining me I would be able to deal with it 😭
speaking of romantic tension…how about the tension between ME and aether with glasses on in a library 🧍‍♀️

so we replaced mmc1 with villain mmc2… fuck it let’s just replace mmc2 with villain mmc3 :) only reason I’m sure this isn’t happening fr is bc she hasn’t described the colour of his eyes lmao

no offence to jameson cos he’s hot n all but he is lowkey so boring and i don’t care about him at all

ik that men are allowed to have male friends and all, but I like to think greyson fancies callum 🙂‍↕️