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needed to nerd out on some nonfic like this to get me out of my slump

guys i don’t know if i can make it…if you thought Bella was an annoying bitch you don’t even know the half of it

i didn’t know it was possible but Edward is even more annoying as a first person narrator

i forgot how long these books are and how often Bella’s biting her damn lips

“Nobody seems to know any more what “a good man” is. Not even men…Maybe it’s because so many of the good men have been eaten, by man-eaters like Zenia. Most women disapprove of man-eaters; not so much because of the activity itself, or the promiscuity involved, but because of the greed. Women don’t want all the men eaten up by man-eaters; they want a few left over so they can eat some themselves.”

dragging myself through this because these people are bothering me