Mattie > Recent Status Updates

“how many times are you gonna read all systems red?” idk bro how many times is secunit gonna rewatch sanctuary moon? get off my case. someday i will finish this series i promise.

“i’d like to be a person with you, harriet.” PLEASED TO REPORT THAT ROMANCE IS ALIVE AND WELL!

someone hold my hand

this book makes me feel like i’m inside a hydraulic press (it’s that good)

every seven seconds this book is like… “hey don’t forget, something terrible is going to happen to these teenagers! remember chapter one?” i do, frederik. thank you. and i am very afraid.

two things:
1.) lucie is absolutely right, hawkeye pierce IS a babe
2.) every description of aiden is literally just a description of 1992 david duchovny

ANTHONY BOURDAIN CARRIED NUNCHUCKS AND A SAMURAI SWORD AROUND VASSAR COLLEGE

okay. i’m ready for them to kick this guy’s ass.

between the pairing and the new season of the bear i feel like y’all knew this was coming.

Reread (print & audio) and it’s honestly better than I remember

oh nooooo kit’s narrator is annoying

ahahahahahaaaaaaa

i want theo to be my best friend

We have seen this premise before… and I didn’t love it. But I trust Emily Henry with my life. Give me grumpy x sunshine or give me death!

a chekov’s gun is one thing. a chekov’s gun that is also a main character? that’s something else.

Kavinsky is worse than I remember

The Gray Man is such a reasonable assassin. So patient. Understanding, even.

Raise your hand if you forgot how intense the opening of this audiobook was 🙋🏼‍♀️

“It was starting, it was starting.”