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Okay 1 - why is my version 600 Pages and goodness saysits less than 500???
2 - sweet lord what on earth is happening, it's been 300 pages of what feels like prologue
Nico isn't nico anymore???

am i watching the netflix show of this as i read? yes. are both heartbreaking and incredible? yes. i haven't read a WW2 book since The Book Thief because it hurt so much i cried in front of two people i wasn't sure were my best friends yet. Jokes on you, no one else is here so i'll cry to both the book at show as much as i want babbbbbyyyyyy

i feel like this book would be half the size of people would stop with the pleasantries whenever they met someone new

after making two crappy bowls and a questionable case, harriet is QUITTING her residency to become a potter

i wish i had the gall to do something as buck wild and unstable as that

i'm not a relationship girlie but i am sure that communication is a pretty important element of any relationship, and yet here we are, following two 30 years olds who can't hold a conversation to save their lives.

"you laugh like a helicopter"

WJAT DOES THAT SOUND LIKE???? WJAT DO YOU MEAN EMILY?????

"all that old stone and ivy blending seamlessly into sleek steel and glass" -,, emily, hun, have you ever BEEN to london??

"grab a crispy fish-and-chips wrapped in newspaper and eat it as we walk along the Thames" - where. where is the chippy along the thames? with newspaper? absolutely not

god this book is absolute drivel but it's all i've got camping so i'll struggle through i guess
like, how many different ways can an author tell you she's changed her life through via cliche metaphors?
glenn on doesn't show how how she came to the thought processes for change, she doesn't show you anything, she just magically manages to "become" - which btw means nothing?
awful, don't bother with this book

oooo wait is it becuase a man wrote this?? has it been so long since i've read a male authored book that i can't process it?? idk
i've just had three shots of moodshine so obviously i'm not of sound mind
like jolyon in nyc
i too order crates of whiskey when drunk and think scrabble is the best

this is so hard to force myself through
especially compared to the last two books i read (yeah the were ya but still)
i just don't care
fuck off with your hermit stuff and your "i'm too poor to be a oxford uni" boo who grow up bitch

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