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Caroline is 40% done with Naked Lunch: The Restored Text
Rough read—Burroughs is like 1950s Hieronymus Bosch. What fresh horrors await?
May 08, 2026 10:51AM Add a comment
Naked Lunch: The Restored Text

Caroline
Caroline is 80% done with The Faerie Queene
There's a section in Book I, Canto II where a knight turned into a tree describes getting tricked into abandoning his lady love for a witch who later, of course, tree-ifies him. Two incredible lines from it:

"So doubly lou'd of Ladies vnlike faire,
...
[multiple stanzas that are excellent between]
...
So left her, where she now is turnd to treen mould."
May 08, 2026 10:47AM Add a comment
The Faerie Queene

Caroline
Caroline is 68% done with The Hour I First Believed
Our protagonist is so self centered, cruel, and unpleasant to hear from, I think his negativity is leaching into my real life. Bring back Maureen, idc about this asshole's family history
Apr 29, 2026 10:03AM Add a comment
The Hour I First Believed

Caroline
Caroline is 38% done with The Hour I First Believed
There's something about the way Lamb writes about Connecticut that raises my hackles, even though I know for a fact he's from Norwich. I've got my eyes on you, Wally.

Clearing out 2015 additions my to-read list yet again--mixing in this book about school shootings and PTSD as a palate cleanser for Naked Lunch.
Apr 25, 2026 10:20AM Add a comment
The Hour I First Believed

Caroline
Caroline is on page 219 of 288 of Les Mains d'Orlac
You can tell this was serialized originally because they re-explain the plot every 20 pages. Rosine should start tattooing plot points on herself Memento-style to keep track of them.
Mar 13, 2026 03:28AM Add a comment
Les Mains d'Orlac

Caroline
Caroline is on page 106 of 288 of Les Mains d'Orlac
"Toute salle à manger est une prison temporaire où la civilité enchaîne les convives à la table servie." page 106
Mar 08, 2026 01:23AM Add a comment
Les Mains d'Orlac

Caroline
Caroline is on page 38 of 288 of Les Mains d'Orlac
I laughed out loud at the reveal that Orlac's hands were mangled less than 12 hours before his scheduled appointment to get them insured. It's always like that, isn't it?
Feb 13, 2026 01:05AM Add a comment
Les Mains d'Orlac

Caroline
Caroline is on page 400 of 488 of Dracula
how many of his exes was Dracula living with in Transylvania? no wonder he wanted to move
Nov 28, 2025 08:20AM Add a comment
Dracula

Caroline
Caroline is on page 300 of 488 of Dracula
Nov 28, 2025 12:48AM Add a comment
Dracula

Caroline
Caroline is on page 108 of 224 of Confessions of a Mask
"Having attained puberty, the boys seemed to do nothing but always think immoderately about women, exude pimples, ... write sugary verses", eat hot chip, and lie
Aug 15, 2025 03:11PM Add a comment
Confessions of a Mask

Caroline
Caroline is on page 64 of 224 of Confessions of a Mask
Mishima is king of ominous ellipses. . . .
Aug 12, 2025 05:31PM Add a comment
Confessions of a Mask

Caroline
Caroline is on page 129 of 240 of To Our Friends
Unfortunately the essays in this are very uneven. I guess that's what you get when you write by committee. "Fuck Off, Google" has been the best by far.
Aug 08, 2025 09:23AM 1 comment
To Our Friends

Caroline
Caroline is on page 40 of 240 of To Our Friends
First chapter: discrete crises (natural disasters, severe economic collapse, etc.) create moments of rupture capable of unearthing issues with the structure of society. But we are now fed a narrative of constant, low-level crisis so that crisis instead becomes a vehicle to restructure whatever those in power want to change. Crisis as government
Jul 22, 2025 08:41PM Add a comment
To Our Friends

Caroline
Caroline is 66% done with Watership Down (Watership Down, #1)
Bro, why can't I put down this book about rabbit war? How is it possible this is the only book of note Adams wrote? 8-year-old me was right, this is a banger
Jul 20, 2025 02:09PM Add a comment
Watership Down (Watership Down, #1)

Caroline
Caroline is on page 185 of 229 of A Perfect Vacuum
The ideas get very provocative towards the end of this book, once he stops imagining a world in which everybody has a sex robot or artists are paid not to make work. (To be clear, I enjoyed those reviews as well, but Lem is at his best when he's agonizing about existence)
Jul 05, 2025 08:27AM Add a comment
A Perfect Vacuum

Caroline
Caroline is on page 15 of 33 of Civil Disobedience
"Thus the State never intentionally confronts a man's sense, intellectual or moral, but only his body, his senses. It is not armed with superior wit or honesty, but with superior physical strength. I was not born to be forced."

This whole essay goes so hard, I can't believe I hadn't read it before
Jul 02, 2025 02:49PM Add a comment
Civil Disobedience

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