Kelly > Recent Status Updates

One night knocked out with cold medicine was apparently enough to cure her of her cold completely 🤷‍♀️

The sexual tension at 22%… they barely had a civil conversation and she’s already so horny

Plissss. And over a mediocre man too????

I feel like the grinch but the recent election has me questioning everything a MMC does

There’s no way in hell I would let a man who I haven’t spoken to in three years drive my car. Istg I haven’t felt this much annoyance in a MMC in a while.

Oh what a big strong man coming here to save the day by driving my car for me even though I wanted to drive my OWN car 🤢

This is the first breath of fresh air I’ve had in a while. I needed this