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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 80% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 52% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 25% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

this is a five star read so far. it’s currently 2AM… i should be sleeping, can’t stop reading. it’s too fun

— Apr 28, 2026 10:57PM Add a comment

Jordan Elijah-Michael is 40% done with Big Swiss

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 14% done with Big Swiss

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 73% done with She's Always Hungry

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 80% done with Kafka on the Shore

if i wasn’t 345 pages in at this point, i would’ve stopped reading after the last chapter…

— Apr 23, 2026 08:34PM Add a comment

Jordan Elijah-Michael is 10% done with She's Always Hungry

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 56% done with Kafka on the Shore

i’m strugglingggg to get through thissssss, but i’m locked innn on one of the two primary storylines… GIVE ME MORE TALKING CATS

— Apr 22, 2026 09:36PM Add a comment

Jordan Elijah-Michael is 43% done with Kafka on the Shore

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 79% done with Lost Lambs

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 30% done with Come Closer

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 25% done with Kafka on the Shore

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 27% done with Wake Up and Open Your Eyes

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 25% done with Lost Lambs

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is starting Lost Lambs

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is starting Lost Lambs

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 25% done with Paradise Rot

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 35% done with Cursed Bunny

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 25% done with Hunchback

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 20% done with Cursed Bunny

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 15% done with Wake Up and Open Your Eyes

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 10% done with Wake Up and Open Your Eyes

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 8% done with Cursed Bunny

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is on page 10 of 336 of Lost Lambs

yeah… i’m gonna like this book

— Mar 24, 2026 09:14PM Add a comment

Jordan Elijah-Michael is 33% done with How Bad Things Can Get

bitch i am SATTTT so far

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 6% done with Maeve Fly

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 25% done with The Postmortal

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Jordan Elijah-Michael is 52% done with A Touch of Jen

drop more book recs that comment on how influencer culture is literally insane plz because this is swiftly becoming one of my favorite sub-sub genres 💀

— Feb 25, 2026 12:58AM Add a comment

Jordan Elijah-Michael is 52% done with A Touch of Jen

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