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he was with a GIRL??????! Freaking teenagers 🙃

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“Hotdogs as offerings. Hotdogs as ritual. Hotdogs as care. But it mattered to him.” oh my god

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To no one’s surprise the chapter about dead cats is devastating. But I really love the authors reflection on it. The meaninglessness of it. “Not made better by any cats that came after him. He died and I kept helping cats despite it. He died and he shouldn’t have.”

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That Bubbles chapter compelled me so much oh my god; I’m sitting in my room with my roommates cat on my chest, sobbing. I knew this book would make me very emotional because anything about cats does, but it’s fucking me up WAY more than expected (positive)

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This grad school chapter is fucking me up

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I can’t believe it’s fucking November. You’ve known these boys for all of 3 fucking months WHAT

Also, I HATE Sel and I HATE Nick I HATE THEM and the MC is pissing me off too

Sick of the MC being The Most Special Ever

How do I delete status updates oh my god

Im so sick of the MC being The Most Special Ever, like how many more surprise superpowers is she gonna have before this is over? Maybe throw some of the very interesting side characters a bone

I like Valec 🧍‍♀️

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Put William in charge 🫡

Is it still the first semester ???????? Imagine wanting to die for the cringe blonde and weird eboy you met 3 months ago

“Death is not a thread, it is a sharp cut that severs us. Death separates us from one another, and yet it holds us close. As deeply as we hate it, it loves us more.”

!! BANGER !!

bleh blah blah bleh 😒👿🥀⛓🪄
BlAh bLah bLah Bleh 😠👑🗡💪⚖️

Oh my god just shut up and kiss

This book is great except for the men. Plz remove eboy and blonde