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I hate every single character.. Why the eff is anyone reading this?! I feel a DNF coming on 🤦🏼‍♀️

I'm reading this for Sam, but I might throw it at the wall because Martha is trash. You have one chance to change my mind 🙄

Wait... Did we just find the Spirit Guide??

I'm getting a little tired of Cass setting up all these half-observations and then being utterly oblivious to what is clearly gonna happen.
I just have to figure out what's up with the Emmas, pretty much figured out the rest and what she's *supposed* to do in these loops 🤦🏼‍♀️

WTF?? YOU CAN'T SPRING THIS KIND OF TWIST ON ME WITH LIKE TEN PAGES LEFT!!?? 😭

No girl *groan* I was rooting for you, you cant cut my guy Will like that 😭

Oh man, now I want more of Dad Chat, love them! 😂🏒💛

Are you freaking kidding me?? There's no way a bunch of jocks would just abandon a girl, even if one of them got knocked unconscious... I can feel a DNF coming if this doesn't immediately get happy

Okay random number generator, let's hope you picked a good one this time...

After the third time of being served people reading this on my reels, I've decided I might as well read and laugh at it myself, can't be worse than the door 😂

Well that's just going to blow right up in your face isn't it?! You haven't even sat down properly and worked out a strategy or told each other anything about your lives, you're still strangers, who haven't even kissed or hugged, and now we're doing a public engagement after two weeks??! I actually hate these two. Useless

**“I thought you don’t allow women in your home.”
I salted the water. “What? That’s ridiculous. Mom comes over all the time.”
“Single women. You said that inviting women over tells them you want a relationship.”
That did sound like something I would say.**

This man is trash 🤦🏼‍♀️

Don't you yell at Harold! He's just trying to watch his movie in peace without you scheming in the theatre with your supposed enemy. God Avery, read the room!

Yeah give the guy you hate the idea to have a fake wife for his campaign, and then be said fake wife just so you can get a bank loan approved, because that's ethical and not totally hypocritical. God, these people suck 🤦🏼‍♀️

Oh your best friend left town because of power outages.. So how do you fix it? Become mayor, because OF COURSE YOU DO!!
What is this shit?!

This so close to being DNF'd.. I haven't hated a character this hard since Rachel, and she's being so f-ing creepy!!

Will is on the same level of arrogant self-absorbance as Aaron, and I want to push him down the stairs 😒🤬

Oh man, I just started to like him 😭

Everything on this page is problematic, but since when is chili power mixed with cigarettes and old books a good smell??

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$175 an hour for therapy at 6.30 in the morning?? Wtf is this town 🤦🏼‍♀️

The Hastings are actually the worst 🙄

Welp, that hurts as much as Beau... Didn't need to cry like that, thanks 😭

What a dumbass... I was rooting for you man 🤦🏼‍♀️

Yes Jensen! Field trip! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I say this almost every book, but goddammit, Jensen never change, best Coach ever 😂

I'm living for the HOA and group chat drama 🤣

Oh my boys 😍