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I should have skipped this bc it’s not a standalone 🙃 but I’m into it

I’m Six-ed out, just sayin’

I am hate-listening to all of this. The big bad is REGAL. What was Robin Hobb’s home life like? Why did Patience describe herself as an OLD WOMAN why she was Burrich’s love interest back in the day but Burrich can’t be OLD because he ends up with Molly who is Fitz’ age!?!?!? UGH!

As useless as a chocolate teapot… hmm…

I’m rating this a FOUR but it was really a THREE!

Why am I up so late absolutely enthralled by this figure skating drama

I can’t believe I almost skipped this. It’s right up my alley.

I am just having SO MUCH FUN with this.

Lol the iguana’s name is Shannon

2.5 rounded up, but definitely not my fave T Kingfisher read

“Selena believed, with every fiber of her being, that a person’s worth was not defined by how hard they worked or how productive they managed to be. She also believed just as strongly that this did not apply to her”

OOF.

Oh no 😭

James Islington: oh yeah, and people are being killed or dragged away to the sappers or RAPED.


Rape!?

Is it three different timelines too, not just three different worlds?

This is so boring. I don’t care. I don’t care about any of these realities or timelines.

DUN DUN DUN!

This plot twist would have impressed a younger me!

Phoebe’s a B and I hate her

The indignation I feel

1. I appreciate the recap at the beginning.

2. Empire of DAWN is a very hope inspiring title.

“No thirteen-year old didn’t understand that some people liked to have tough sex”

EXCUSE ME!? On the eve of my own daughter’s 13th birthday 😂😱 I’m fairly confident MY thirteen year old doesn’t know this!

I tried to listen to this on Soundbooth I got through 3 free chapters and then it was on sale on audible so I switched… that’s when I found out what “tunneling” is.

If I had picked this up before DCC then I would have never read DCC 🤷🏼‍♀️ it was so depressing.

I am SHRIEKING. The way she transitions from Fisher to KHY!? NO.

That’s a trash name. wtf.

EWWW… I mean I love Finvarra (a la Finvarra’s Circus) but the rest is garbaggggeeee and if they start referring to him as Khydan I’m just done. I know I am in the minority, but EYE liked Kingfisher as a name! It was different!

SOME KINKY FANG SEX IS A BREWIN

The gasp I gasped.