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This is so boring. I don’t care. I don’t care about any of these realities or timelines.

DUN DUN DUN!

This plot twist would have impressed a younger me!

Phoebe’s a B and I hate her

The indignation I feel

1. I appreciate the recap at the beginning.

2. Empire of DAWN is a very hope inspiring title.

“No thirteen-year old didn’t understand that some people liked to have tough sex”

EXCUSE ME!? On the eve of my own daughter’s 13th birthday 😂😱 I’m fairly confident MY thirteen year old doesn’t know this!

I tried to listen to this on Soundbooth I got through 3 free chapters and then it was on sale on audible so I switched… that’s when I found out what “tunneling” is.

If I had picked this up before DCC then I would have never read DCC 🤷🏼‍♀️ it was so depressing.

I am SHRIEKING. The way she transitions from Fisher to KHY!? NO.

That’s a trash name. wtf.

EWWW… I mean I love Finvarra (a la Finvarra’s Circus) but the rest is garbaggggeeee and if they start referring to him as Khydan I’m just done. I know I am in the minority, but EYE liked Kingfisher as a name! It was different!

SOME KINKY FANG SEX IS A BREWIN

The gasp I gasped.

I just DNF’d a Nick Cutter… so in the spirit of horror, I must finish this. It’s been 10 years since Joe Hill’s last book? Which I JUST read and was horrified by (mommy milkers) so let’s see, let’s see.

I love the way this just launched right into the middle of the end of the biggest battle of Mordecai’s life basically. The way I was sobbing when I realized that Oddette heaved herself out of that crab body in book - she never got her legs. SHE NEVER GOT HER LEGS.

“Every time you asked, I promised I was yours. Always. There aren’t any exemptions or expiration dates on always”

AHEM 👀😂

“The’d gotten back into her car, and she’d worked his ropey cock with her hand. It was like jerking off a snake. Later she’d put it in her mouth, and it had spot burning gobs of venom against the back of her throat”

😭😂 ROPEY!?

123 pages in and no signs of SA.

Lol. Wtf was the point of that road trip?

Idk. How did Jack have any reprieve? Why did he even get a break to have a family?

“I don’t know.” The answer startled him. He heard the words, felt them vibrate in his throat, but the voice didn’t belong to him. That was when he knew he would never tell her about his past, and he would never tell her that she was right about Charlie. He would never tell her because he’d never be allowed.

And now I’m disappointed because I thought this was going to be the setting of Folly… but now I’m like is Folly even happening?

I love iiiiiiiiittttttt!

I’m trudging along. I want to read the vampire castle in the sky or whatever comes next, but ugh.

It’s on KU, so why not?

Ope. He ate enough people to turn her young again. Thank goodness because Muriel is DTF.

“As Tommy’s internal organs started to liquify, he emitted a thin, high-pitched whine. Through the translucent skin of the creature, he could see his penis crumbling to pieces and drifting through the murky body of the thing that clung to him, destroying him, killing him. “My cock!” he shouted. “My fucking cock!” As last words went, they may not have been profound, but they were certainly appropriate.”