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significantly weirder, now double it😈

hoping the cannibalism in this one gets darker and weirder

james baldwin vs. rupaul charles right now please and thank you

friends i’m sorry in advance but i am not rocking with this book the way the general public seems to be

the worst character study of all time is happening right now

this is losing its momentum but i’m still intrigued about the signs of a serial killer son

dude bro science with cute rock

and i just know that neighbor went out and bought a gun so fast after finding sammie in her backyard staring through her window at 1am

kind of on sammie’s side with biting her kid back when he bit her, sue me

jane austen would be a modern day liberal i’ll die on that hill

god i trauma block out regency era writing until i pick up one of austen’s books every single time

damn bro half your life span for all dat

every chapter they’re like “here’s a list of reasons i want to bring back grimes” and the list is as follows: abuser, committed sexual assault against a student, bad person, mean to everyone, uses position in power for evil. like hmm maybe no?

let me meet those magicians with the cool
bone dogs NOW

this is so much fun :) reading slump :(

idk man can the professor really be worth all this, sounds like a bad dude anyways

this is if yellowface and bunny had a child

this just got SO insane

i still can’t tell if i like the way this is written

LETS GO LESBIANS

right off the bat i’m so invested but i can’t tell if i like the writing style

the only part of this book i remember apparently is when he is tortured with rats and even that hasn’t happened

“scholars debate if george orwell was sexist” also george: “when i first saw you i wanted to hurt you and r**e you, and bash your head in with a rock”

i forgot this is lowkey boring until he starts having sex

this book is great but i’m struggling to find the joy in reading rn :(

already off to a better start than wuthering heights which says a lot because i’m listening to a victorian novel, first person POV, and the main character is 10 years old rn

#postperiod i’m deeply emotional and can’t stop crying over this book, i have to take a break😍

finding out why mr webber was telling cassie the same story over and over 😭 i’m a mess