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Oh dammit they're going to kill off this poor, sweet wife. Poor thing doesn't stand a chance against the narrative when she has "a cough."

This gift of the magi moment is going to make me LOSE IT
This story means so much to me

"Sustain the ones who sustain you and the Earth will last forever"

"I've never felt like this. My skin feels different."
"There's nothing like the sea. Now your skin knows that. Now it's going to miss it, always." He promises

"There's nothing more dangerous than being noticed by men.... You can't trust them. Have you ever seen the floor of a men's bathroom? And those creatures are actually allowed to make political decisions? And drive cars? Do we really want to put people who can't even piss straight in charge of all the horsepower in the world?"

Fish makes an excellent point

I fear this will kill me

This is very beautiful and did have me weeping on the interstate

"Oh come now, I do not mean to offend you. It is just my offensive nature, I cannot help it."
Spoken like a true man

This is weird but kinda cool so far
And def liking it as an audiobook

I fear I'm no longer invested in this reread :/

Feel a kinship with the girl who stains everything the second she's got it on

I do love a creation story

Wtf

I think I've been right about a key detail and now I'm going to cry