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“yes, these things are slick, but who could think of putting them in your mouth when pregnant? a man! that’s who.” idk why this is so funny to me 💀

:/

wait so lemme see if i get this right: homegirlie INSISTED that they get married “for her family” and then on the day of the wedding DURING said wedding decided nah she can’t go through with this and ran away and when he had to tell the village that she’s the next starmaker to explain why she suddenly moved to the castle is mad because he didn’t lie since she wanted to keep it a secret????? AYOOOO

“as hard as it may be for you to understand, there are in fact several people who like me.” i genuinely do not see how or why

the starmaker took a step closer to aurora. “i have lived many lifetimes and paid many prices. to think you know me because you have spent a day in my castle would be a mistake.”
“and to think you know me because i was chosen by the sun would be a mistake.”
“that is where we differ, miss finch,” the starmaker said, turning toward the sleigh. i do not think of you at all.” yikes 💀 but also deserved

if im gonna continue this book im probably gonna spend the rest of it complaining about aurora 💀

the way that she expects the starmaker to be nice to her when she can’t even be bothered to try to be nice herself and is always give rude/sarcastic remarks lordddddd

i know these people probably begging the sun to choose somebody else to be their starmaker cuz aurora has officially lost it

idk if i can get through the rest of this book this girl is irritating me to no end 😭

sorry not sorry but aurora is giving spoiled brat i hope she changes her attitude soon cuz im tired 😒

aurienne imagining cannulating one of osric’s veins is so valid as a healthcare worker™️ i love her to bits and pieces

“the one on the left is one of yours, cath, isn’t she?” asked aurienne.
cath nodded. “she’s good. learned quickly that emergency medicine is the science of making it internal medicine’s problem.”
as someone who currently works in em she’s so real for that 💀

“might we,” asked aurienne, “go anywhere without subtracting from the population?”
“would you prefer,” asked mordaunt, “that we add to it?”
sir??? 😳

the way that they are surrounded by several bandits probably intent on killing them and all osric wants to know is who’s prettier between him and aurienne he’s so annoying i love it 💀

pls the way that i love the banter between aurienne and osric 😭😭😭

the way that i cannot stand letty omg

confused? yes.
intrigued? also yes.
idk wth to make of this book

alright the writing style is pissing me off already which is a damn shame bc the concept of the book sounded interesting

yeah ion like letty she need to be quiet immediately 😐

i’m not smart enough for this book 😭😭😭

“he gave me another one of his glass stares, the way he did whenever he thought i was being stupid. “i’m the only one who gets to take your life.” it might have been the most romantic thing he’d ever said to me, and i was startled into bitter, self-pitying laughter.”
the fact that’s she’s not wrong 😭

the way that my jaw is on the floor right nowww…maybe terren had a reason to become a monster after all because this is insanity 😳

oh this is crazy work indeed i need a moment 😳

the first emperor doesn’t want to fight the dragon bc it’s “ugly” i’m hollering

meanwhile everyone else thinks she’s having a grand old time in old boy’s bedchambers and are upset with her about it when in fact she is being TORTURED LET MY GIRL LIVE (literally)

this man is just wicked for wickedness sake wei girl i’m so sorry