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Oh this is going to be hard to read.

I am going to scream out loud in this library.

OH. MY. GOD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SCREAMING

I am kicking my feet beneath my desk at work.

Oh my goooooooooooooooooodddddddddd AHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I am really struggling with this one. Which is disappointing because the premise sounds fun and the cover art is really nice. Unfortunately the inside art is even more simplified, which is fine, but I don't think I would have requested it if I had know.

That was genuinely scary looking. Omg.

Everyone sucks here. Except Erika she did nothing wrong.

This is messy and not even in a fun way. What are you DOING?

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be getting from this. The back and forth timelines is REALLY confusing. And... am I supposed to like the main character? Like I feel bad for him, but... he's also kind of a bad person and everyone is being really quick to forgive him?

I haven't felt this much hurt since I read The Fifth Season series. Ow.

Girl, this is not the time. But also.... hot. Would.

So far the most unbelievable thing about this whole thing is our horror nerd isn't clocking that half of these people have horror movie related names. Wes, Laurie, Michael, Jason....

I kept waiting for this man to do -something-. What a coward.

The delusion. Ma'am, for someone so smart, you're kind of dumb.

Almost done. Almost done.

The things I do to get all the achievements from Goodreads.