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Take a shot every time the mc mentions cambridge

"Frenchman, really Stephen I mean frenchman! (...) one wishes for a good bath at the mere reminder".
God I'm good at picking books that match my tastes.

Love Shane's inner monologue I hope he never gets his ocd treated.

Guys I'm listening to the audiobook and the Russian accent is SO BADDDDDD every time Ilya speaks I start dying

THEY KILLED MY CATHEDRAL BUILDER

Am I??? A Kip Grady stan????

Idk how, but the events happening in this book are chaol westfall's fault

I have listened to 18 hours of this audiobook how am I still only 35% in. Also this is very much a book written by a man in 1989. I miss the cathedral builder. I want him back.

S+N: why are all the women dead, or, not dead. I cant tell at this point.

TDCOTH: there's too much animal imagery. This man is a physio therapist, wym he's a beast who's constantly growling and snarling. Also I forgot how size kinks come across in wlm stories.
Also, debate for the jury, does it count as oral if he only does it as a warm up??

TDCOTH: the horniness is getting in the way of a perfectly good birdwatching scene

Guys he's bleeding out and she's ripping his bloody shirt open with her teeth to get at the wound meanwhile there's a vampire in the corner trying to control himself around the blood oh god *insert that one meme of marina looking disgusted then intrigued*

I CAN FINALLY DO THIS GUYS

S+N: I am deeply intrigued in the pro-northener framing of this novel. I also enjoy that despite probable descriptions, I have no idea what any of these characters look like.

TDCOTH: Orphan woman with a brother complex attracted to authority figure 14 years her senior. Shocking. Also they literally haven't even kissed yet, wtf is going on.

I have 8 days to read 148 pages which is so many pages when you have the attention span of a gnat. I want no talk of S+N until I've marked this as complete.

GUYS I PROMISE IM READING S+N. I KNOW IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE IT BUT ITS JUST BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY THE FOOTNOTES INSEAD OF READING THE ACTUAL TEXT.

I will officially be using this dogtrash book to update y'all on my S+N progress since at this point I need external validation.

That being said, just know that I am also forcing myself to read this book for the purpose of using it, so all stats are true.

“Fine”
“Gods spare us”

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHhhahahahhahahHahhahahahhahahhhahHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Shock.

I wOnDeR wHo ThE mUrDeReR iS

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