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I CAN FINALLY DO THIS GUYS

S+N: I am deeply intrigued in the pro-northener framing of this novel. I also enjoy that despite probable descriptions, I have no idea what any of these characters look like.

TDCOTH: Orphan woman with a brother complex attracted to authority figure 14 years her senior. Shocking. Also they literally haven't even kissed yet, wtf is going on.

I have 8 days to read 148 pages which is so many pages when you have the attention span of a gnat. I want no talk of S+N until I've marked this as complete.

GUYS I PROMISE IM READING S+N. I KNOW IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE IT BUT ITS JUST BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY THE FOOTNOTES INSEAD OF READING THE ACTUAL TEXT.

I will officially be using this dogtrash book to update y'all on my S+N progress since at this point I need external validation.

That being said, just know that I am also forcing myself to read this book for the purpose of using it, so all stats are true.

“Fine”
“Gods spare us”

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHhhahahahhahahHahhahahahhahahhhahHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Shock.

I wOnDeR wHo ThE mUrDeReR iS

Horny youths

Knew it.

Couple of horny teens. STOP.

I forgot that they were only 18 years old and now I can only see them as a couple of horny teens.

You can tell this is written by a disabled person and I love it.

Fight me I will reach my reading goal for 2019

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.

Oh. Its over. I am satisfied. Yet left wanting. Sad.

Carden in mortal clothes. CARDEN IN MORTAL CLOTHES.

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

He cant die. It will be fine.HE CANT DIE.

I dont know how, but she HAS to save him. I will not accent anything else.

Not sad. Happy.

Oh no. Oh no. So sad. Emotions.

This is not good. I dont like this. This is bad.

Oh jude you're better than this

Gross gross gross

Suck on a toe Madoc.

I cant figure out the answer. I can always figure out the answer.