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why am i a bit bored

howl having a meltdown bc he’s suddenly ginger LOL

“he was quite the specimen” 😄 “and quite old too, way into his 20s” 😨

i love them and i love love

… not me supporting genetic terrorism

“my body is right and reasonable and wise” the same body that told you to fuck your english teacher?? ok

this the first time in these books the bad guy has had a point 👀

these books give me a knives out level hit of serotonin

nevermind 😩

harry uses his brain one time in seven years and his friends genuinely believe he’s lost it 😭😭

“‘when i get married’ said fred” i’m in pain already

me listening to a man whisper “completely bare” into my ears in a sainsbury’s 😨🫨

i actually can’t believe nobody believes harry AGAIN!! have we not learned?? after five years???REALLY??

feeling better about my intelligence these days, can’t be more stupid than poppy

is this?? is this vampires and werewolves??!?

i am so devastated i want to die

harry staying “don’t start crying again” to cho LOL what the heck

suddenly remembering how badly i shipped fred and hermione!! 9 year old me was so real for that

immediately locked in

i will not be embarrassed for getting goosebumps during the first task i am just a girl

peter’s pov gives me anxiety

oh that’s right i hate sally rooney’s writing style passionately

if i don’t love every second of this shoot me between the eyes

“oh no, not you” LOL

sorry to say it but everything gilderoy lockhart says absolutely sends me

harry calling draco his arch enemy at the big age of 12 😭😭

fred and george are so FUNNY i am in bed giggling and kicking my lil feet

the hufflepuff slander 😭😭

this edition is the same age as me!! i own a 25 year old book!!! anyway i need nostalgia like i need air so i’m getting extreme and rereading

PAHAAA what the fuck is this dialogue i hate it so much i want to remember it forever