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nevermind 😩

harry uses his brain one time in seven years and his friends genuinely believe he’s lost it 😭😭

“‘when i get married’ said fred” i’m in pain already

me listening to a man whisper “completely bare” into my ears in a sainsbury’s 😨🫨

i actually can’t believe nobody believes harry AGAIN!! have we not learned?? after five years???REALLY??

feeling better about my intelligence these days, can’t be more stupid than poppy

is this?? is this vampires and werewolves??!?

i am so devastated i want to die

harry staying “don’t start crying again” to cho LOL what the heck

suddenly remembering how badly i shipped fred and hermione!! 9 year old me was so real for that

immediately locked in

i will not be embarrassed for getting goosebumps during the first task i am just a girl

peter’s pov gives me anxiety

oh that’s right i hate sally rooney’s writing style passionately

if i don’t love every second of this shoot me between the eyes

“oh no, not you” LOL

sorry to say it but everything gilderoy lockhart says absolutely sends me

harry calling draco his arch enemy at the big age of 12 😭😭

fred and george are so FUNNY i am in bed giggling and kicking my lil feet

the hufflepuff slander 😭😭

this edition is the same age as me!! i own a 25 year old book!!! anyway i need nostalgia like i need air so i’m getting extreme and rereading

PAHAAA what the fuck is this dialogue i hate it so much i want to remember it forever

i’ve actually never known an MC to be so DULL idk if i want to shoot her in the head or myself

I AM EXTREMELY BORED WHERE IS THE COMEDY WHERE IS THE ROMANCE

haven’t laughed one single time BUT he has cupped her chin so plough on i must

“you have half an hour” i actually have all night let the man speak

there are not enough pages left for what’s about to happen i’m scared

frankly pissed off that i now care whether kaden lives or dies 😩 oh mary e pearson when i find you

i might have to actually stand up and cheer because fucking hell yeah lia you bad ass bitch!!!!

book is face down in the corner i’m raging