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Gonna try to slow read this. The prose is a lot better than the light novels I've been reading.

"Hot smoke rolled over the wall, engulfing them. A reek of burning cloth, scorched paint, and stone, and now something sweet. 'An abattoir's caught fire,' said Ganoes. 'Pigs.'
The commander grimaced. After a long moment he sighed and leaned back down on the merlon. 'As you say, boy, as you say.'"


Holy hell. This rules

Book 12 done. Halfway there.

Finished book 6. This is violent as hell. I can see the millenia spanning appeal.

Book 4 done. Old stories are pretty freaking cool.

This audiobook is unhinged and compulsively listenable. I love our Dungeon Champion Princess Donut. She's the best kitty. Carl is a fine body guard. Lots of gross out stuff, and plenty juvenile, but I'm loving it.

Underworld. Lol, lmao, roflmao. I do appreciate the cocksure 17 year old master assassin falling for the obvious trap. There are certainly some thoughts the author has on sex workers. Woof.

The Desert. Mute Master is a very 60s Marvel character name. The characters are very very broad and the foreshadowing is very in your face.

Hell yeah! End of chapter 2 and this is already real cool. Glad I am reading this!

Healer. Lady badass Drizzt kills some people and helps a small town girl. Minor world building

The Pirate Lord. Honestly, the writing reminds me a lot of reading Salvatore as a kid. The action is punchy and the characterization is kinda weak. Selina is a badass 16 year old assassin who doesn't seem to kill anyone and has a strong distaste for slavery, which is lampshaded in the story. Fair enough. You can feel it's roots as a well loved webnovel, and as someone who reads light novels, I'm not above it.

Everyone is fucking dead and there is still 600 pages. Absolutely wild. We got supernatural stuff everywhere. It's like the 3 brothers died and then Luo Guanzhong decided to get into fantasy. Love it!

I am so glad I have so much history with Dynasty Warriors so I can remember more of the characters and imagine them in wild anime costumes. The book is also pretty good.

Only the epilogue left, and what the absolute fuck, book?! What a way to end the story. Holy hell.