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Not sure I can get through this one. I am really sick of entitled assholes in real life, so reading about them is not my favorite thing. Jeremy is such a shitheel, and exactly the reason I could never be a teacher.

I am going to run Pamela over with my car as a wedding gift to Nova. As a bonus, I'll frame Craig so he goes to jail so Nova doesn't marry this walking red flag.

This feels like a copy mystery, but one that is missing the characters needed to make it work. There is no tension, and I don't like the main character, so I'm just bored. Boy, this is slow.

So far I am bored as hell

Thoughts so far - overly dramatic. Heavy on the teen angst.

Can we get just one person who isn't totally unbalanced. My god, we've got two murderers, a creepy peeping tom stalker, an abusive, sexually weird mother, and a woman with PTSD who somehow is simultaneously the most paranoid and most trusting person on earth.

I have progressed to 1.5 times speed. This book does not end. I have been listening to this book since I was born. Also, did you know Wilke Collins had gout? Because this book will tell you about it. A lot. Also, Wilke Collins loved laudenum. A lot. Quite frankly, I may need to DNF this book soon or develop an opium habit of my own to cope with this unending book.

Why is this book so long??? OMG I thought I must be near the end. Nope, 11 hours in and only 35% done. Wonder how it would sound on 2x speed.

Giving this a thought despite my near total aversion to any character described as a "devote member" of a "local megachurch". Run into far, far, far to many of that species IRL. Also, obviously Evansville is clearly Centralia, PA so why not just call it Centralia?

Having trouble getting into this one.