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“Hold still unless you want a knife in your pussy.” OH?!

This guy has no fucking idea what to do with himself 🫩😂

“Okay now kiss, you losers!” Best line in the whole book haahah

LMFAO Kenny randomly domming Han is so funny to me bc this mf is a ball of anxiety this WHOLE BOOK? And now if a confident dom? Bye 😂

Kenny is so fucking spineless!!!!!!!!

God I just want this to be overrrr

Tf kind of timeline is this?

Jackie threatens to call ice on Han unless Kenny breaks up with him & gets back together with her… so he breaks up with him… Han tries to leave but Kenny insists on driving him to his tips…then they finally say they love each other in the car… and now they are having kinky BONDAGE sex for the first time??? THAT HIS EX JUST USED WITH SOMEONE ELSE?! HUH

Jackie is actually making me not even want to fucking finish this book. That shit was so annoying and how dos she even know???

Jackie is so fucking annoying

Jackie you funky ass bitch

LMFAOOO Han is so fucking stupid 😭😂😭 my sweet lil autistic pookie

WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT JELLYFISH LMAO

That was a crazy way to start lmao “jellyfish don’t even age bro” HUH?!

CAIN YOU HANDSOME BASTARD UGH love the demon claws & THE HOOF FEET?! Im ill 😭🤤😂

Went from blowing up each other labs… to blowing each other backs out WE LOVE TO SEE IT

I cannot stock kicking my feet they are so cute hahahha

“Baby boy” SCREAMING

Hahahaaaaaaaaa lab partnersssssssssss

Okayyy restarting lol

The voice actor for this audiobook sounds much like the voice actor from cemetery boys & im def reading that after this again 🫡

Not this bitch having lobster trauma HAHAH

“Come to daddy for that” LMFAO BLAKE STFU 🥴😂

This was horrifically confusing me for some reason lemme just… start over in a week 😂

The name sin this book are so basic it’s annoying that hell out of me lmao they’re WOLVES. ALPHAS. WHY IS THIS DUDE NAME BLAKE.

BLAKEEEEE 🫦🫦🫦

Blake you fucking menace 😂

OKAY NEW ALL BLACK COLLAR AND THE MORALLY GRAY WOLF MAN 🙂‍↕️ that’s what you get for leaving callum you lil rat (tho i truly wish this man’s name was ANYTHING but Blake that’s so ugly lmao)

“Fuck it… Run.”’

SCREAMING

Omg always yapping about how she is a princess made of stone and pretended her whole life but suddenly can’t figure ANYTHING out here??? She’s EXHAUSTING. Do love the nickname Rory for aurora tho very cute

She’s a whole ass princess and just CANNOT follow directions to save her fucking life??? Like home girl if you are trynna steal secrets white are you fighting with this dude at every second. HES LITERALLY EXPLAINING IT ALL TO YOU AND WHY YOU NEED TO WEAR THIS FUCK ASS COLLAR like are you dumbbbbbbbbbbbbb ugh