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wait I just read some reviews for tad ln 5 and I'm scared

"Black hair" erm, that's purple to u!

plant girl x bug girl 💪

xiaolan is so cute I love her and maomao's friendship 🫶🏻

reading abt maomao pirating media on the pdf I downloaded off the internet archive #meta

maomao babe we have GOT to learn a new adjective I'm gonna go crazy if u call jinshi gorgeous one more time

a malicious frog looms on the horizon.....

"'No woman he chose could be more gorgeous than you are, Master Jinshi.' 'That's not what I asked.' He doesn't deny it, though, she thought."

maomao:

idgaf maomao's mom can SUCK my NUTS

everyone and their mom is bisexual

very glad I took history of the book last semester so I can follow all this talk of paper production

gaoshun breathes and maomao is like "omg WHO is doing it like him?? #king"

baby trapping 😍🙌
child abuse 😐👎

BROOOO cos ka is part of his real nameeeeee

jinshi rn

jinshi is like wilson

'I too am in this episode'

no one understands how obsessed I am with boyfailure of the year jinshi

maomao is literally a fujo bro everytime she's like wow jinshi is so hot I bet even MEN wanna be with him.... mmm..... 💭jinshi with men💭..... 😊😊😊

does maomao know his name is jinshi and not The Gorgeous Eunuch? 😭

some of the vocab is quite novel but some of it is quite redundant. no more "proclivities" pls

take a shot everytime jinshi is referred to as a nymph

"The instant the words were out of her mouth, she felt something press against her lips. Her eyelids fluttered open and she saw a daub of her red lip color on Jinshi's lithe fingertip. He pulled his hand back almost before she realized what had happened. Then, to her amazement, he touched the finger to his own lips."

bro literally fired her and says "I thought u quit cos u didnt like working there 😞" oh brotherrrrr

gaoshun I like u do NOT pmo w this misogynist thinking

"The man was an unrepentant pervert." yayyyyyyyy

if I was gaoshun I'd kms bruh 😭 u just gotta stand there like 🧍🏻‍♀️ all the time while ur master makes a fool of himself

I actually cant w maomao 😭😭😭😭

maomao be like "not that it's relevant, but jinshi IS beautiful. also, I couldnt care less" ok girl then stop taking note of it every 2 seconds 😭