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this was going great until we did that thing where the super competent badass bodyguard whose job it is to be aware of her surroundings was snuck up on by a fucking cow. a COW. and for what?

damb those 2007 CW vibes go hard

the bar is so low for quirky and stubborn protagonists and yet i am still disappointed

goodreads: "you're behind on your reading challenge"
me, an intellectual: "but have you considered that i've read every book in baldur's gate 3"

this app is still so trash and i will never stop saying so

zoinks, scoob

the author who was never edited meets the crossover that never should have happened. luna beer me strength.

this better be worth it for Ruhn Danaan, Crown Prince of the Valbaran Fae (TM)

goodreads: “you’re behind on your reading challenge, bitch”
also goodreads: *crashes literally every time i try to update my progress*

*twirls hair*

colonialism, you silly little slut

new year’s resolution: read less shitty books this year

it’s fine i’m fine
narrator: “it was not, in fact, fine”

hua cheng has w rizz

oh, wow, it’s… the exact same plot as all the other books in this series.

can't stop won't stop

adrian smokes clove cigarettes

i had no interest in reading this series… until i found out the audiobooks are narrated by james marsters.

maybe it’s just my previous traumatic experiences speaking but why is this tingling my “published reylo fanfic” antenna

i love a book that’s 50% murder 50% footnote

do i need to ignore my tbr to reread this for the tenth time, probably not. but. it’s spooky season?