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Yassss Raffe's back, back again! He is back, tell a friend

The illustrations are just fucking beautiful!

I should have read The Assassins Blade before reading EoS...

This is the first period I have ever seen in a ya novel, I think...

Nice!

I love how she only says please when she has sex with Rowan

It's also always in cursive and I love that

YAAAAAAS

You know what this book needs? More Manon fucking Blackbeak and her Thirteen!

That was one of the most intense chapters I have ever read...

Let her live, please let her live SJM I beg you!

Also, where the fuck is Chaol? I mean good riddance but at least one chapter would be nice...

Three blows for making me cry on the train. But FUCK YES MANON THANK YOU! FINALLY!

I have it, it is beautiful, it is humongous and it is waiting to be read!

This is so funny I love it!

I have been given a copy of the ebook by the author in exchange for an honest review!

Aaah the artwork is so beautiful!

Nimona is me

oh my god...

This is soooo good!

I have a feeling I will be yelling SHOW DON'T TELL! Quite a few times...

God her mom is crazy

I hate guessing important plot points...

I blame Criminal Minds... Damn you DR Reed!

Everytime I see humunumunumuapuapa all I can think about is HSM2 and Sharpay's fabulous song

Derriere is such a funny word and I have never seen it in a book before

The worst part is that we never have heard Maddy talk about an allergic reaction, so it gives me the feeling that her mom does this so Maddy doesn't leave her/gets hurt/gets killed too like her husband and son...

If you cannot tell your mom about a boy you are talking to, I'm sorry but I'm not sure she is actually a mom-of-the-year worthy mom

Also, listening to the grease soundtrack is perfect for this one!

Wouldn't you have to turn the Time Turner a bajillion times to go back to the Triwizard Tournament tho?

I found a spelling error! I get top excited by that oh my lord

I did not like act one at ALL!

Well I liked Scorpius, and the dynamics between the trio plus Ginny and the fact that you can follow the story even if you have not read the Harry Potter series (which is nice for me, also, I know, SHAME!)

Let's hope act two gets better...

Oh my god I love Scorpius so much already! But scene 3 is so cringy so far