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Ok so I have a confession to make. I’ve never read Kafka before. Don’t ask me why. I really don’t know. I AM GOING TO FINISH THIS FAMOUS COCKROACH STORY ONCE AND FOR ALL

"I've got my two children here with me," she went on, "and I feel more alone than I would all on my own. How did it come to this, do you know? Whose fault is it? Is it mine?"

I feel filthy being weirdly turned on by the phase "pinch her buttocks as if he were testing fruit".

Liking it so far

I have so many thoughts on this. But I will finish it first

Why have I not been introduced to SWEET COLD BI THAI BAK before??? I’ve only had the savoury kind

Addictive

My favourite character so far is Jakob

Yes. I have not read this yet. I am thrilled to read this in 2026.

Omg people in the Middle East have some of the best insults 😆 “He looks like shit, like a overflowing toilet.” HAHA

Oh finally some war... I thought it was going to be a romance novel. So far it's been nothing but this dude trying to court a baroness

Hey I might finally finish this soon hahaha

And as I waited, age altered my face in its image. As if somewhere far off in the future there was a picture of an old person it kept resembling more and more.
Only the picture of that old person wasn’t in the future at all, it was already stored in my genome and had been there ever since I was conceived, in a capsule outside of time.

It’s finally picking up 😪

"Michel trembled with indignation. But as he watched, the unshakable conviction grew that nature, taken as a whole, was a repulsive cesspit. All in all, nature deserved to be wiped out in a holocaust—and man's mission on earth was probably to do just that."

Oh yAs I'm locked in