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Last night, I asked my husband to look through my Kobo reader and pick the next title for me to read. When I saw his pick I was like "wtf do you know how long this is" and he apparently had no idea. Well. Gotta start somewhere. So my adventure begins.

Once, a wave catches me and I roll underwater while sand swirls around me, slow and playful. I have my eyes open. Everything is moving, waving to me. A wreath of snails, algar swaying back and forth like naked trees, like drunken, happy grown-ups. Is water a kind of wind?

I can’t tell if the story is good or bad, maybe it’s like trash TV

“More and more he resembled a prehistoric fish prior to the development of limbs” lol

Hell yeah one ja dicc (For reference, one ja is 30.3cm)

Ok so I have a confession to make. I’ve never read Kafka before. Don’t ask me why. I really don’t know. I AM GOING TO FINISH THIS FAMOUS COCKROACH STORY ONCE AND FOR ALL

"I've got my two children here with me," she went on, "and I feel more alone than I would all on my own. How did it come to this, do you know? Whose fault is it? Is it mine?"

I feel filthy being weirdly turned on by the phase "pinch her buttocks as if he were testing fruit".

Liking it so far

I have so many thoughts on this. But I will finish it first

Why have I not been introduced to SWEET COLD BI THAI BAK before??? I’ve only had the savoury kind

Addictive

My favourite character so far is Jakob

Yes. I have not read this yet. I am thrilled to read this in 2026.