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I can't take any scene with Ian in it seriously because I can only picture Uncle Ian from the live action Alvin and the Chipmunks movie! S.O.S this is ruining my life (he's a side character it's actually fine).

Slowest reader in the world × 13 days to read this book

Okay ,so idk what's happened at all so far cuz I convinced myself that my wasp sting was super infected and I was gonna lose my leg so like the whole time I was listening to this I was thinking about all my beautiful leg tattoos that I was gonna lose when my leg eventually fell off (and also the like leg part). So like I fear I might need to restart this..

My reading slump is killing me. But this book is so out of pocket, that it's saving my life rn.

And if I told y'all that this one's low key my fave..

The main character being a tattoo artist/shop owner and referring to her machine as a "Tattoo Gun" is crazy...

Huge shout out to the 3ppl ahead of me in the library line for skipping this book! I only had an hour left of it when it expired last week! once again we prevail!!!

I've never been more confused in my life tbh.

...I fear I'm gonna be such a hater..I feel bad about this opinion..crossing all my fingers that it'll change.

Not to be a cold-hearted b*tch, but I can't stand the writing..

Anyone who knows a 9-12 yrs old, BUY THEM THIS BOOK! This is so good/cute and like is paying insane homage to the OG Frankenstein. I'm low key shocked rn.

This is the worst day of my life. Nobody understands how excited I've been to read this and the narrator SOUNDS LIKE A FKN AI ROBOT!! GIRL GIVE US NOTHING??? I'm so upset.

Library loan expires tomorrow night...Who believes in me???

Caroline bought this kids book for her nephew and I am copying said nephew. It's cute AF.

I'm SO BORED. PLEASE END

I wanted to post an "oh my god I can't read this HELP!!!" Update cuz I'm having a frightful time here but then someone knocked on my apartment door for 15 minutes straight really slowly and creepily and I thought I was gonna get murdered while listening to a terrible gay smut audiobook. Had to re-evaluate my life really fast!

Very very slow annotated re-read.

The lack of yeast infections in this book will never cease to amaze me..

Do you guys think I bought a Volkswagen Golf because my subconscious remembered the drag queen in this book drove one?

I'm low key over it

NO

Yearly RWRB listen during the Spirit Halloween store set up!!!
(Even though I was in the middle of annotating my print version. Oh nooo, I guess I'll just HAVE to read it again!)

I overexaggerated about the romance..

Crying in the Steril Room over this while August deals with some guy shoving his dirty Prince Albert jewlery into the shops gauge wheel.

This is NOT my ship! Who would write a queer retelling of this book and make THIS the romantic plotline!??!?!?

Hey, so this was rough the first time...Update: It's TEN TIMES WORSE if you read it when you're Grandpa-less!!

This book is gonna ruin my life. I can feel it.

Idk why I decided to re-read this at work...I was crying into my meatballs.

I was bullied for adding this to my TBR! Well the library wait is TWENTY TWO WEEKS, it's a very popular book and normal and like totally cool and very slay and super casual and you're just jealous!

(Im not reading it yet *aforementioned 22 week wait* hjsks I just wanna be dramatic)

The writting is so beautiful that it distracts you from how little is happening in this book.