Isabella > Recent Status Updates

Someone stole my bagel this morning. It was the last one left. I then decided to read The Count of Monte Cristo.

I don't care about ice hockey. I don't like ice hockey. This book won't talk about anything BUT ice hockey. I don't think I can finish this

I decided that five years was a long enough break and I should start book two

Yes I am reading this. I can’t wait for Boromir to die

The plot of this book so far consists of people standing in rooms and talking. I love it

Yes I could look at synopsises of the previous books but I’m just gonna wing it

"[...] the discovery that some aliens really liked Vegemite, which the Australians thought gave them universal indication regarding their local treat."

Breaking my (unintentional) Goodreads silence to say I do not appreciate this Vegemite slander and will be addressing it as such in my review.

NOOOOO THE SECOND PERSON IS BACK

Ah, phew it was only the prologue.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO DON'T TELL ME THIS IS IN SECOND PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“He missed his sister, Isabella, with whom he was especially close.”

AS HE SHOULD

Not the dog… anything but the dog… 🥺

Ah. Now we have the 1984-style interrogation scene

I have wanted to read this book for so long. I really hope I like it now because I think I've lowered my expectations as much as is humanly possible.

Hahahahahahahahahaha because why not read it again

Lots of stabby fighting stuff in this book

Ok, this book is going in a different direction now

Oh my word, this is incredible

Oh yeah, I’m reading this book too. Forgot about that

Why am I still reading this. I’m bored

Medical stuff! Yay for hard sci fi!

Ugh. This is YA, isn't it. I might ditch...