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"She's super confident but maybe it borders on arrogance" woah my mind is blown thank you so much Unnecessary POV Character for yet another astute observation that I definitely could not have picked up on by READING (≖_≖ )

"I'm an empath."

LMAOOO GET OUTTA HERE

ok fine consider me converted

I was feeling hopeful about this one but we are 7% into the book and she's already thirsting over her enemy girl what are we doing

"They needed to hurry" uhuh sure...hey so quick question, why did you spend all that time arguing about miscommunicated feelings and having Real Horny Time while being actively pursued in enemy territory? Just seems like y'all should have thought about that earlier idk

im here again for the data ok... (・_・;)

this is honestly painful to get through now I've discovered that the carrot on the stick was a figment of my imagination

*breaks knuckles* okay Muir what kind of fuckery do you have in store for me this time

I...I thought this would be wuh luh wuh... but it might just be wuh luh bruh... (ᗒᗣᗕ)

Ah yes, the worse trope of them all, "I'm a terrible person for being justifiably angry at the people who wronged me" i am going to scream

i have feelings about this...